Kathleen

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[Kathleen @youkele]

"No."
"What?"
"You don't know that word do you?"
"I'm sorry. I don't what that word?????"

[Kathleen @youkele]

@holdingthematch Hey! Is that the only thing you’re willing to trade for Maise?

[Kathleen @youkele]

Did anyone manage to get an extra copy of the record store day vinyl?? I’d love to buy/trade with y’all. I camped out at 5:45am, went to three shops, and am fresh out of luck.

[Kathleen @youkele]

I’m so sorry to everyone who doesn’t like Carly Rae Jepson. I can’t even imagine how sad my life would be if I was also allergic to fun.

[Kathleen @youkele]

TikTok is way more fun now that UMG removed all their songs man who’d a thunk

[Kathleen @youkele]

sorry I didn’t respond to you for 10 days…. I was playing the nyt connections

[grillpill @grillpill_]

full day

[Kathleen @youkele]

I’m seriously hoping Leah grows up to be taller than Walker.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Taylor Swift Asks That Fans Not Attack Her Exes Unless They Can Fully Commit To Finishing The Job https://t.co/fag4xAedyH

[poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw]

meu deus do céu

[Kathleen @youkele]

no one talk to me

[Kathleen @youkele]

So if miss piggy and kermit are broke up… what’s up with the custody of their FOUR kids?!!

[Kathleen @youkele]

going off and living in another culture is all fun and games till you come home and start saying this to your friends.

[Kathleen @youkele]

Ashley: that’s not Jennifer Lawrence?

[Kathleen @youkele]

sorry I don’t do twitter. I only post on threads 😤

[Kathleen @youkele]

@pabstbluemeg I’m sorry you can comment?!!????

[Kathleen @youkele]

letterbox is the single most confusing platform. it took me 9 months to figure out that I can follow people, though I think that’s just a me problem

[Kathleen @youkele]

Voice memos are the superior form of communication. You cannot change my mind.

[Kathleen @youkele]

A conversation I recently had with an 8 year old.
Me: sorry. I don’t believe in spoilers.
8 y/o: I do.
Me: you do?!!
8 y/o: yeah. I saw one once.

[Kathleen @youkele]

Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure has the most well written dialogue of any movie ever made and you cannot change my mind