Booze

Yep

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

31 years in office. 0 sexual assault allegations from women.

RIP king

[Cooper @Cooperstreaming]

Y'all continue to crack me up with this shit.

I never pretended to have tolerance or compassion for fascists, pedophiles, or their enablers. You think people should have compassion for fascists and pedophiles? Sure.

[sincere engineer @SincereEngineer]

we did an @audiotreemusic session!! it comes out on youtube tomorrow at 12pm central! 🥰

[Joe Frick @joefrk]

Pulling a pitcher on a perfect game should get you fired

[🍞Panko🇲🇷 @maghrebmoid]

looking at job lisitings really makes you realize that yeah you kinda just wanna die instead

[Booze @youknow_cj]

@armslengthblues 😂

[Jeremy Frank @MLBRandomStats]

Pitcher pulled with a perfect game of 6+ innings

1901 to 2015: 0 times in 115 years
2016 to 2025: 3 times in 10 years
This week: 2 times in 4 days

[Booze @youknow_cj]

@Republicans

[Booze @youknow_cj]

Wearing my @harrisongordo13 shirt to the family reunion today. How do I answer when people inevitably ask what kind of music they play? I want to entertain myself so creativity wins here

[chopped sashimi @chuncmoder]

order a 6th beer and continue to think about how i’ve betrayed and destroyed myself for absolutely fucking nothing

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

A friendly message to MAGA folks on this 4th of July weekend: you are the most traitorous, unpatriotic, anti-American, insurrectionist pieces of shit walking the earth right now. Fuck you.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[Charlie Arsenault @cwarsenault]

Dvorsky is what hockey bros call it when their parents split up

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If you think Donald Trump is a Christian, you’re a fucking idiot

[bri love @mclovenxoxo]

ahhhh yes it’s okay for rich people to be late but an office workers day better start and end at the whim of their boss or else no work will get done!!! but this isn’t rooted in capitalism at all, got it.

[nyara @nyaraVT]

It’s almost like some people are starting to understand that capitalism is a failed system, which will never improve the lives of working people..

and are looking for change that offers a real future

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

During COVID it was essential workers keeping society running while billionaires got richer. Now those same workers can’t afford rent. The system knows exactly who is disposable and who gets protected. How are people still defending this?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We really CANNOT have sustainable energy because it threatens the oil industry. We cannot have healthcare because it threatens insurance. We cannot have peace because it threatens the weapons industry. Capitalism built a system where doing the right thing is treated like bad business.

[Booze @youknow_cj]

@sydsofar Just take my money already