Elmo

Holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

[Elmo @youknowelmo]

"It should've never been a devil from the rip!"

[Elmo @youknowelmo]

"The grill, will be LiT, by 12."

[Elmo @youknowelmo]

“God is good, we stole everything!”

[Elmo @youknowelmo]

Dear Pokémon GO: STOP THE LIES
79 eggs hatched and NO SHINY??
#PokemonGO #PokemonGOApp

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Augmented reality is amazing

[Elmo @youknowelmo]

People don’t turn fake.
They been fake.

They was just faking
like they weren’t fake.

[Elmo @youknowelmo]

Time has a funny way of repeating itself

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

I don’t want anyone to ever feel like they gotta lie or be sneaky around me to protect my feelings. Go where you’re happy at I’ll be good regardless

[Elmo @youknowelmo]

Do I have to spell it out for you?

[Elmo @youknowelmo]

I wanna thank all my exes that didn’t stick around. 🗣️ KUDOS

[Elmo @youknowelmo]

Did anyone else see the Purrgil swimming in hyperspace?
#Mandalorian

[Elmo @youknowelmo]

She said she wanted to have a baby before Jesus came back 🤣🤣

[BLACK 𝕏 @Blcktweet]

RIP Twitch

[Raphousetv (RHTV) @raphousetv2]

4th Crypto Billionaire Found Dead Near Beach In San Juan, Puerto Rico.

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

we laughed so hard when this interview dropped and now I’m sobbing at the end

[Elmo @youknowelmo]

@awgeijar @MW2CODHub

[Elmo @youknowelmo]

@YIZZO_NORFSIDE @nojumper So mathematically speaking, how much does one slice of Pizza Hut pizza cost (in jail)? 🤣

[Elmo @youknowelmo]

@JosephPodcast @4029news Why is Metallica playing in the background??? Fitting but disturbing at the same time

[S I L K Y 🩵 @ForeverSilky]

This is me in chat sometimes 🙂