Mr Ferguson

Dinosaur, but not yet extinct.

[Mr Ferguson @youneedapush]

New $2 Billion theme park in Ok. Planned events/rides:
1. Free admission for anyone who sneaks in early and steals owners stuff.
2. Half price for people bringing diversity books for noon bonfire
3. The Oil Derrick plummet: kills 1 in 10.
4. Casino and pot dispensary every block

[Mr Ferguson @youneedapush]

it seems that every ad lately has to include the word "Freedom".

[Mr Ferguson @youneedapush]

@ThePhenomium You can get OAN on open air if you attach a Panda Wireless® PAU0D AC1200 Wireless High Gain Antenna to your tin foil hats.

[Mr Ferguson @youneedapush]

Bob Costas is my new hero. Legendary Announcer's Comment On Trump Supporters Is Going Viral
https://t.co/drhuff7EZ5

[Mr Ferguson @youneedapush]

@KaysiSheehan @GregAbbott_TX I've an idea. It's called HUM for Modern Methodless Mystics. Neurologists measured zen monks in deep meditation, and the result was the same as deep D4 sleep. So the students, teachers and staff will nap all day.

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@Mikesisu @A86Spez @imyourmoderator @NathanMackBrown They are free fool, no one would pay. Turn off your TV.

[Mr Ferguson @youneedapush]

@A86Spez @imyourmoderator @NathanMackBrown Well dude, I just got 2 that will go unattended.

[Mr Ferguson @youneedapush]

Because I'm fair and unbalanced, I'm proposing that neither Trump nor Biden be eligible to serve as president again. The latter is a doddering old septuagenarian, and the former is a narcissistic con man. Neither should ever hold public office again.

[Mr Ferguson @youneedapush]

"Vox populi, vox Dei", was the Musky motto when it came to votes that went his way. Now that the vote went against him he is establishing a Shitter poll tax.

[Mr Ferguson @youneedapush]

Let's all switch to mastodon.socia (add the letter "l" at the end)
I'm hoping this will get me kicked.

[Mr Ferguson @youneedapush]

PLEASE REPORT ME FOR DOXXING MUSKY. His plane just landed in San Jose CA. I tried to post the new Reddit link that is taking his plane, but Shitter wouldn't allow it. Here's a screen shot.

[Mr Ferguson @youneedapush]

I'm trying to get my account banned, so I'm going to post the poison of Musky's jet.

His Gulfstream jet, registered through an LLC he owns, could be seen having landed on Wed evening in Austin through an online tracker, ADS-B Exchange. On Thurs it took off again in the afternoon

[Mr Ferguson @youneedapush]

I just recieved the attached email supposedly in regards to my failed quest to deactivate my Shitter account. I'm hoping for all y'all's sake that Musky doesn't really want digital copies of passports to leave his realm.

[Mr Ferguson @youneedapush]

I have now sent two dozen requests to deactivate my twitter account. I'm guessing that Musky has either fired so many employees that it can't get done, or he has told them to stop deactivating accounts to fool advertisers into thinking their potential audience is larger.

[Mr Ferguson @youneedapush]

@uSTADIUM @AB84 @TomBrady Typical old conservative white male complaining anytime some one breaks from conservative old white male cultural norms.

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@PalmerReport Delete Twitter acct

[Mr Ferguson @youneedapush]

My new blog entry https://t.co/6LVC8BqNZV
If your bored, and I mean really bored, follow me on my grand safari for 18 days. The pre trip pondering has already started, but the trip begins 6/28/2022, or for my European friends 28/6/2022.

[Mr Ferguson @youneedapush]

@tookerles @OccupyDemocrats The closest poll is the Texas Lyceum. A few other polls have narrowed to 5 pts, but the majority are still stuck at 7-11 points difference. You can see the Texas Lyceum poll here: https://t.co/0ls2soD7Kr

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@TheBakerThinks They won’t let me leave because I lost my password and it’s still under my school email which is defunct. “Just when I thought I was getting out, they pull me back in”

[Mr Ferguson @youneedapush]

12 years ago management forced us to create twitter accounts before being excused from a meeting. I tried to warn them that it would be bought be a narcissistic billionaire in order to spread his version of reality. Time to do what I should have as I exited said meeting.