antediluvian zach

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Happy birthday to this legend.

[antediluvian zach @young_boy20]

doctors say not to use qtips to clean your ears because they don’t want you to hear the siren song of the mcdonalds jingle

[antediluvian zach @young_boy20]

10/10 headline. when an earthquake occurs i must know exactly which celebrities were jostled

[antediluvian zach @young_boy20]

“aerial coverage brought to you by goodyear” and its just footage of a roof

[antediluvian zach @young_boy20]

@dcunited 💙🦀🔵

[antediluvian zach @young_boy20]

when i say trail mix this is what i’m referring to

[antediluvian zach @young_boy20]

uh yea i know it’s called modern vampires of the city and i’m forever grateful for it

[antediluvian zach @young_boy20]

hi building a still to slow down the time, i’m dad

[antediluvian zach @young_boy20]

i used to have some two-dollar bills, but now i don’t anymore, and there’s no way i would have spent them on anything. really makes you think

[WJZ | CBS Baltimore @wjz]

If you have any old $2 bills laying around, they could be worth thousands.

https://t.co/DZEptuL412

[antediluvian zach @young_boy20]

me at the gym: consistency is key, i’ll make this an easy day and be sure to come again tomorrow

me at home: i shall go to the gym once this week and do every workout known to mankind

[antediluvian zach @young_boy20]

when you pick the right week to hop on the @samsarmy over train

[antediluvian zach @young_boy20]

@Culture_Crit Schenectady, NY

[antediluvian zach @young_boy20]

please, Mr. Johnson was my father’s name. you can call me 2 Mr 2 Johnson

[antediluvian zach @young_boy20]

@Everton so much emotion in this video

[antediluvian zach @young_boy20]

society: bet on yourself
ivan toney: *bets on himself*
society: hey don’t do that

[Football Daily @footballdaily]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

FA release reasons for Ivan Toney’s betting breaches ⤵️

• Made 16 bets on his own team to win 15 different games

• Bet 13 times on his own team to lose in 7 different matches - (Did not play in any of these)

He's also been diagnosed with a gambling addiction

[antediluvian zach @young_boy20]

love that the town next door to barcelona is called badalona. some real mario/wario shit

[antediluvian zach @young_boy20]

@zippycorners it’s one of those words that should only be written and read, never voiced

[antediluvian zach @young_boy20]

@hanfjob