Young Sam

Ordinary awesome dude | Mediocre hockey player | Software developer | Tampa ➡️ Raleigh

[Mr Plow @MrPlowSD]

Dude used PTO for the WBC and pitched 5 shutty before going back to work next Monday. That’s so fucking sick

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Young people illegally being offered up as sacrificial lambs by a decaying, senile fascist to quench the bloodthirst of a small minority of sociopathic war hawks.

[BO @bo_austin_]

brother I’m a leftist in my mid 30s and I’m on like round 5 of being yelled at for being right too early and then apologized to too late. barely even care anymore

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

all of modern conservatism is about making up a false reality to get mad at and then getting endlessly mad about said false reality.

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Slavery was legal. Jim Crow was legal. Never limit your sense of morality to America's legal system.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

ppl who freak about retaliation to cops at these rallies need to attend one protest & they’ll quickly realize that the agitators are the armed dudes in riot gear tear gassing thousands of unarmed tax payers who are paying for the chemicals as well as their salaries & pensions

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

YES SIR I’LL DO JUST WHAT YOU TELL ME

[Young Sam @young_samwise]

@USFBulls2 I feel the same way about the red hot chili peppers

[blunt guts @CockJakeWatson]

Gridiron makes music for kids that played this mf

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Sorry but Nick Mullen admitting that Blue Chew dropped them as a sponsor because he said that Hamas took their meds on October 7th and it gave them the confidence to fly mario karts into Israel has me in tears

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this bitch literally paid someone to powerlevel his character in poe2 lmao. wym i’m a fraud? elon i challenge you to a duel in elden ring. i will cook your fat rolling ass.

[Sam Seder @SamSeder]

Come for the academic explanations of this guy’s theology, stay for the submission of women, outlawing of contraception, destruction of marriage equality, erasure of trans folk and the fealty to authoritarianism! 🎉

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

The Vice President of the United States is feuding with a guy named “Jeff Computers” on Twitter.

[Barflugnarven🇻🇦 @barflugnarven]

You have to say pwease and tank you, Mistow Zensky

[Denis Zakharov @betelgeuse1922]

my lifetime goal is to punch JD Vance in the face.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

our government is using a decade old meme to make light of CHILD TRAFFICKING
https://t.co/YvbnKwJM6b

[Young Sam @young_samwise]

Carrboro, can't wait

[anxious @anxiousct]

(1/2) to celebrate our new album ‘BAMBI’ coming out in exactly ONE MONTH, we are giving away a special care package including a signed test press, merch and two tickets to a show on our upcoming U.S. tour with @UltraQmusic and @Statesideca!

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

elon musk is the wealthiest man on the planet and hes nutting inside his reply guys now

[Young Sam @young_samwise]

@onestepcloserwb Many are saying it's a banger