Ash ⚜️

Bioscience Lead at COVID-19 test centre. PhD student working on Caco-2 drug model and interactions with the gut microbiome. Director of Brainstorm Tuition.

[Ash ⚜️ @younga5hley]

They say it’s real if it comes back.
I say it’s real if it never left. 🙏🏽

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Huntington's Disease, which is normally fatal within two decades, has been treated for the first time, according to researchers at the University College London and BBC report.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

they're calling it a PhD

[Ash ⚜️ @younga5hley]

Yeah I don’t think I’m ready for this pandemic 😷

[Dr. Sabrina Green, PhD @MotherOfPhage]

Bacteria be like

This is my resistance era

[（¯﹃¯） @pursuepolo]

twitter is lowkey just a “who can say the joke the loudest” competition

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

'The M11 what?'

Cambs police:

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Recruiters attempting to mingle at a tech networking event

[Danny Postma @dannypostma]

Your future maid won’t be AI. It will be remote controlled from a low wage country by someone wearing a Apple Vision connected via Starlink.

[Ash ⚜️ @younga5hley]

Microsoft outage happens during a drone strike in Tel-Aviv. The outage is linked to a company called Crowdstrike which happens to be based in Tel-Aviv? 🤔

[Ash ⚜️ @younga5hley]

Seems to never young Prime Minister trained on my computers.

[Ash ⚜️ @younga5hley]

10/10

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

Imagine if Ed Davey has a really insane stunt lined up for the final day of campaigning and it goes wrong and he's killed but it's too late to register a replacement and everyone votes Lib Dem out of respect so his corpse becomes PM and he's affectionately nicknamed Dead Ed

[𝖆𝖑𝖞𝖘𝖘𝖆 @comfyvampy]

your man looks like he drops common loot when defeated

[Bilbo Baggins @Jbanklestankle1]

Just leave Joey alone you monsters

[Ash ⚜️ @younga5hley]

Worst cameraman I’ve ever seen in my life

[Dubs life @dubslife1]

🤕

[Ash ⚜️ @younga5hley]

@MercedesBenz I’ve been waiting for two months on a spring for my suspension. As the car is not driveable without the suspension the battery has started to go flat and is now causing electrical faults. I’ve tried speaking to the local dealers who ordered it for me but to no avail

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

"Nigel Farage has been hit by a second milkshake"

[Ash ⚜️ @younga5hley]

Damn I was waiting for him to get hit by another milkshake in this interview

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage gets emotional as he says he keeps getting milkshakes thrown at him because he meets the public

"What does Rishi do? He gets a room of 2-dozen councillors. No one goes out and does the old-style street campaigning & this is the risk"