young bubbe

Stream of Consciousness Tweets. Likes: hot soup, Joel (my brother), dumb tweets, kvetching, cooking, Jewish things. Dislikes: cold soup (she/her)

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@OutMatchHCM

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@HarverHRM I’ve been waiting on your support team to answer my tickets for the last 3 months and the delays have caused us to lose data for our company due to WePow sunsetting.

I need to talk to a team member asap.

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Waiting for one of my Jewish friends to become a drag queen named Synagogue Roan aka your rabbis favorite rabbi

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Running for US president is such a white male stereotype

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Matcha tastes like sweetened dirt. But in a good way.

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Ratatoupee

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My fiancé has his bachelor party weekend this weekend which I assume means all the boys are bringing their framed bachelor degrees and discussing their favorite college courses all weekend.

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Considering ironically joining a recreational cornhole league. Who wants to piss off white frat boys with me?!

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Movie ratings but instead of G, PG, PG-13, and R it’s just the number of doorbell rings that occur and timestamps of when to mute the movie if you have a dog that barks at every ring.

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The Gender Conceal: a party you hold when you’re pregnant but realize gender is a social construct

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Pretending that my dog is the star of Blues Clues by taking a picture of any dirty paw print he leaves around the house and calling it a “clue”

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Raise your hand (like this tweet) if you felt personally tokanized by tonight’s debate!

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Amazing how DeSantis looks level headed compared to Ramaswamy and Scott

Big yikes

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Did they purposefully line up the Republican candidates from least to most crazy at the debate tonight?

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Why don’t pirates and Pilates rhyme

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This is my only important thought for the next few months

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Horchata infused cinnamon roles

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Any experts on creating business social media from scratch? How do you gain followers? Determine the best content? #contentmarketing #ContentCreator #socialmediaforbusinesses #socialmediamanagement

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Minesweeper implies the existence of yoursweeper and oursweeper

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My plan for world domination is to take all the books from little free libraries in liberal cities and slowly redistribute them to the little free libraries in conservative towns so they slowly but surely become indoctrinated with wokeness