fatty armbuckle

[pbr @Rockybalbonga1]

One time i saw guy with down syndrome using a gift card at best buy to get candy

[Stan “Speedball” Thompson @stripeshowstan]

Yeah I’ll have the iced pumpkin cream shaken espresso and make sure the faggot makes it

[lux @paperssil]

look at this diva i found

[💥💀 𝓛𝓲𝓿𝓮, 𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱, 𝓛𝓲𝓰𝓶𝓪 💀🔫 @weare_138]

Asked & answered

[chelsea obscura @halointheriver]

China’s one chile policy

[fatty armbuckle @youngdolphasia]

@miascofffin i don’t believe this at all but god forbid you’re genuinely having sex with your brother you two have to be the ugliest fucks of all time. yall had to resort to incest because nobody else wants to fuck on yall good lord have mercy on your wretched souls

[fatty armbuckle @youngdolphasia]

@miascofffin what are yall gonna do when the kid comes out looking like a dog that just got ran over

[sam @samstealstweets]

thank you AI 🙏🙏

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

Mexican foo: yo who is that

Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes

First foo: naw but what’s her last name though

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

How it feels squeezing myself into an already established friend group

[Major Chinchilla @Major_Chilla22]

When the side chick is DTF

[Linduh Evangelista @marcuslmorris]

He’s dressed like he’s on a Housewives trip to Aspen and he’s about to drop some cash at Kemo Sabe.

[niko @nikoxbenet]

Imagine being the hoe that is letting all 2 inches of a married Ethan Klein grunt inside you while a horrifying portrait of his equestrian IDF wife is staring back at you. How does that not put the fear of god into you? Or the fear of a drone strike???

[💥💀 𝓛𝓲𝓿𝓮, 𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱, 𝓛𝓲𝓰𝓶𝓪 💀🔫 @weare_138]

Bet he twitching like crazy today

[cyn @lipserrvice]

Could’ve been my anything
Now everything’s embarrassing

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

Drake in 2049 after a woman named Poodie Milk goes viral: 62 years young but i still smile, plus I got Poodie Milk on speed dial

[November @postoctobrist]

Charlie Kirk if he’d gotten shot on Sesame Street:

[Sillyfella @sillyfella600]

When my wife is signing the divorce papers and I have to wait for the right moment to say “bye Felicia”

[apple and orange news and updates SAW CHARLI @appleorangenow]

passionate from miles away