a twenty-foot anaconda

fucking idiot // they/them

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

cash is the trans payment method of choice. try reading my deadname off that you little bitch. call me thomas jefferson cause im paying in nickels

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

can somebody please take adjectives away from the new york post

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

i don't have an opinion about that

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

i feel like people used to talk about john lennon a lot more

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

im living a nightmare im watching my girlfriend swipe through pages and pages on their phone each with one single app on them

[Reductress @Reductress]

I LIVED IT: I Was Running Slightly Ahead of Schedule so Now I’m Running 2 Hours Behind Schedule: https://t.co/F4AaSMuHYg

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

hey everyone. i wont be making beautiful things anymore

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

@nicodellafabs ASKSKS my mans is SO confused hes lost

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

who's up drinking from the chalice

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

how is it tuesday again

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

how is it only tuesday

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

@nicodellafabs @riporsonprice colorpicking a spreadsheet palette from this photo

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

@nicodellafabs @riporsonprice wait..... you guys look so good

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

have six carabiners attached to my jeans rn do we think thats too many

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

hey everyone. i wont be making beautiful things anymore

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

im here for a good time not a long time. and im not having a good time

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

it's masked by their good journalistic reputation and superficially well-written prose, but at this point the style reads more "identified as sapiosexual in 2008" than "practicing intellectual"

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

the new york times' talent for curating the dumbest fucking thinkpieces ever is unparalleled

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

bruh ive been going ham on the command+click highlight lately.... do you understand what i mean. the power is intoxicating

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

i dont mean to be that person but sometimes when you grow up in a place it is hard to have less than 20,000 neighbors out and about at three am. and if any of you say "fewer than" ill kill you

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

i think i'd like to live in manhattan again. im sorry

[a twenty-foot anaconda @younghuple]

i just miss it. the population density is unmatched