Jack

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

(He’s had more time to research)

[Jack @youngjacque19]

@b_miklasz Randy Choate flashbacks

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

group chats need a leaderboard that keep track of how many laughing emojis each person gets and the one with the least should be killed or kicked

[elaine @laineyyyy01]

boys are so easy they just want to be asked what their walkout song would be if they were a closer

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

yeah i know brushing your teeth at night is like a 2 minute low effort chore with enormous payoff but in a much more significant way it’s like being killed with 100 hammers

[fate @madhav1]

Damn @Brave is doing gods work

[Jack @youngjacque19]

@cremieuxrecueil @nntaleb right yet again

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

"You like Depeche mode?"

[Aubrey Strobel @aubreystrobel]

I’m asking all Americans to dress up for your life.

Stop wearing sweats to the airport. Try.

[「Biracial Angel」 @MalcoImFleX]

White people be like well we're getting our steps in

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

Guys I need help explaining my pfp to a Habsburg.

[Leopold Williams, JD @ClubStauskas]

Bullpen game tonight

[Missouri Maxxer @mizzoumogged]

Is there an option where I don’t have to die?

[doomer @uncledoomer]

if you have presidents day off your job is fake

[Wifejak @Wifejaksolana]

Why don't you let me drive the Warthog?

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

Life hack - always be the one at work who sets up the meeting. That way if you completely forgot to prepare slides for the touch base in 45 mins, you can just say ‘pushing to next week to accommodate schedules’ and no one will question you. I do this like 3x a week