Corn Rows Andy Milonakis From “Waiting” (2005)

its my show

[Corn Rows Andy Milonakis From “Waiting” (2005) @youngjakeinc]

A Fucked-Up Looking Columnist watches The Beautiful Game. Read my latest.

[The Alaska Landmine @alaskalandmine]

Read @youngjakeinc's recap of the USA v. Australia World Cup rematch yesterday. It's not your average soccer column, and in classic Jacob fashion, it is rather loose. https://t.co/vHuzrNzoBt

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NOW - Michael Dell, founder of Dell Computers, caught on hot mic to Trump: "Sir, we don't have a helicopter, we have a Dellicopter."

[Corn Rows Andy Milonakis From “Waiting” (2005) @youngjakeinc]

Iron Lung

https://t.co/NLKqJI6rog

[Corn Rows Andy Milonakis From “Waiting” (2005) @youngjakeinc]

Chris Pontius or Ted Sadler from Mattress Ranch

[Echelon Insights @EchelonInsights]

FACE OF AMERICA'S 250TH: We asked voters who should represent America's 250th and got quite a list. Obama and Trump lead, but voters also named Dolly Parton, Tom Hanks, The Rock, and yes - Superman and Captain America

[Corn Rows Andy Milonakis From “Waiting” (2005) @youngjakeinc]

@MrBeast 676,767

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy 4th of July to everyone, including the haters and losers!

[Lomez @L0m3z]

Jury duty is a good thing less so for its legal function than because it’s an important—and sobering—reminder of what your “peers” are like

[Corn Rows Andy Milonakis From “Waiting” (2005) @youngjakeinc]

@blauer_geist Sort of a Marty/Rust dynamic. Marty never truly knows what he wants, whereas Rust has drive and clarity of purpose. Much to consider…

[Corn Rows Andy Milonakis From “Waiting” (2005) @youngjakeinc]

@kasspatzln Charles Barkley with facial scars atop a riding lawnmower watching them leave: “My family’s been in San Antonio a long… long time.”

[Corn Rows Andy Milonakis From “Waiting” (2005) @youngjakeinc]

yoooo that's the homie Crap Diaperson

[Corn Rows Andy Milonakis From “Waiting” (2005) @youngjakeinc]

one time i went to a gas station with @lwyerupp and he got one of the slurpee cups and pooped in it and put a straw in it and called it a poop slurpee

[i'm nice on here @littleerik]

bro is so hyper. it’s like he drank a bunch of expresso

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Text to homie nicknamed Big Gulp: You make every day of my life better than the next. I feel like I have known you for a thousand lifetimes

Text to wife: Make sure the bathroom door is open when I got home. Im gonna come in sprinting

[Corn Rows Andy Milonakis From “Waiting” (2005) @youngjakeinc]

#PourOutSomePoopInTheToiletChallenge

[fitlit @deathbysalesman]

gf: but then in the season finale you find out maddie has been cheating on james with erik the whole time even though liam literally LOVES her and it's just like... girl

(me, muttering) the lecherous machinations of a hypergamous foid

gf: what?

me: The Lecherous Machinations Of A Hypergamous Foid

[Corn Rows Andy Milonakis From “Waiting” (2005) @youngjakeinc]

@deathbysalesman me watching love island with my gf

[Corn Rows Andy Milonakis From “Waiting” (2005) @youngjakeinc]

A little treat from me to you

https://t.co/pfiBSc2HVJ

[Mychael Schnell @mychaelschnell]

NEW: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas just walked through the House side of the Capitol.

He didn’t say why he was here. But told me he was meeting with “nobody.”

I said tomorrow will be a big day at the court. “I guess so,” he responded.

Would he give a sneak peak of decisions? “Nope,” he told me with a chuckle.

[Corn Rows Andy Milonakis From “Waiting” (2005) @youngjakeinc]

old timey bicycle bit where Knoxville eats shit on the jump and then says “my head stopped my body from getting really hurt on that” is a classic. A scant thirty seconds before, he triumphantly declares “hear ye, hear ye” and it kills me every time

[Brooke !! @tomupilled]

do you have a favourite quote from anybody on jackass? if so, share it!

[Corn Rows Andy Milonakis From “Waiting” (2005) @youngjakeinc]

@JJLayton27 @lululemon 💅💅💅

[Corn Rows Andy Milonakis From “Waiting” (2005) @youngjakeinc]

@lwyerupp @SopranosWorld im excited