Sir Daniel Ratcliffe

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We need an ooh there. You know like an ooh? A moving ooh!

[Sir Daniel Ratcliffe @youngrat]

The St Elsewhere theme is right up there for keeping a pedal going for *almost* too long.

[Sir Daniel Ratcliffe @youngrat]

Just heard people in a programme from 1983 singing a song from 1997. It was briefly arresting, but then I remembered that there are no new tunes.

[Sir Daniel Ratcliffe @youngrat]

@CountMoriarty Never have the patience. If I can come up with a perfectly valid grouping, penalising me because it wasn't what they were thinking makes it pointless. Give me puzzles, not mind-reading nonsense

[Sir Daniel Ratcliffe @youngrat]

@CountMoriarty Where we're going, we don't need vegetables.

[Sir Daniel Ratcliffe @youngrat]

My fridge-freezer has died. I am very glad that all I have in there is a ton of vegetables, and now I have the perfect excuse to throw them all away without having to pretend that I was ever going to eat them.

[Sir Daniel Ratcliffe @youngrat]

@CountMoriarty No more smooth criminals.

[Sir Daniel Ratcliffe @youngrat]

@CountMoriarty Big enough that you can see it if you zoom in, which I always do.

[Sir Daniel Ratcliffe @youngrat]

@brettdbass You do have to look at the detail as well as the headline. Mine says my night was excellent and it did have an unusual nine hours, but less than half an hour of deep sleep.

[Sir Daniel Ratcliffe @youngrat]

@ArianeSherine Rather hoping that I won't resemble either of my parents at any age.

[Sir Daniel Ratcliffe @youngrat]

@CountMoriarty I spent a very long time searching for it. I know where it is in relation to Fiji, and Fiji is easier to find.

[Sir Daniel Ratcliffe @youngrat]

A woman in the hotel corridor just sneezed twice. On each occasion, I called out "na zdrowie", but I received no thanks. No manners these days.

[Sir Daniel Ratcliffe @youngrat]

@CountMoriarty 980, but I have to admit that I searched for Guam for a long time.

[Sir Daniel Ratcliffe @youngrat]

@CountMoriarty Kinda tempted to raise the blind, but I don't think the guests opposite deserve that.

[Sir Daniel Ratcliffe @youngrat]

The view from my hotel room window. Shortly before I closed the blind and removed my trousers. The oder was important there.

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@CountMoriarty Pretty much the first thing I asked, as I arrived looking more haggard than I usually do. Yes.

[Sir Daniel Ratcliffe @youngrat]

@Speed_of_smell One herds cats. Driving them requires well trained dogs.

[Sir Daniel Ratcliffe @youngrat]

98.9%. Almost unbelievable, since I never intended it originally, but still, getting there. https://t.co/yLGpHkOSBN

[Sir Daniel Ratcliffe @youngrat]

@Speed_of_smell Forgotten is not quite the right word. I consider it often.

[Sir Daniel Ratcliffe @youngrat]

@Speed_of_smell That's why I added the correction, although I still must shower. It is rank in here.