Avery Hines

[Mayor Breanna Lungo-Koehn @MayorLungoKoehn]

It was so nice to volunteer at our 12 and up vaccine clinic yesterday with all of our amazing volunteers! #COVIDVaccination #medfordma

[Just Gina @GinaUrso]

My son’s dog taking a bath is all the cuteness my heart needs tonight.

[EMOTION @ULTRASLUT]

OLIVE GARDEN IS OUT HERE REVOKING PASTA PASSES

[Robbie Fox @RobbieBarstool]

I AM BEING USED AS A CHURCH MEME AND I DON’T LIKE IT ONE BIT

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

In med school, I took an elective called "Stress", foolishly thinking I was going to learn about meditation and yoga. Instead the professor spent 6 weeks proving that being poor or a minority literally destroys your health on a molecular level, and I think about that every day.

[emotional support creampie @FeelingFisky]

do you actually wanna go to grad school or are you just depressed and were trained to find (fleeting) fulfillment in academic success

[José Alonso Muñoz @munozjose]

Correct. One is a needed medical procedure, and the other is a book club.

[Avery Hines @yourHINESness]

Are you really in love if you don’t make boundAries for a psychiatric inpatient stay??? 911 call standards?? How many days without your antidepresants/antianxieties??? Suicide jokes??? ????

[David Futrelle @DavidFutrelle]

Most people staying home aren't doing so out of fear; they're trying to avoid becoming coronavirus vectors that could sicken and kill vulnerable others. Going out to bars and restaurants isn't "brave," it's selfish, the moral equivalent of deliberately coughing in someone's face

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Ok. Time to really learn how social distancing is cool as fuck & will save everyone’s life. A thread courtesy of awesome simulations from @Harry_Stevens of @washingtonpost.

First, how Corona spreads - b/c the goal is no longer to stop it, but to slow it down to manage the spread

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

An older woman in front of me demanded her drink get remade because her barista was Asian.

When I tried to inform her how irrational that request was, she turned and sneered, “are YOU Chinese?”

I replied, “no, but your ugly-ass knockoff purse is.”

Shut your racist asses up.

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

Tested positive for fat ass 😔

[Air @ayoair]

The media: “CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC IS GETTING WORSE EVERYONE PLS WASH UR HANDS AND QUARANTINE URSELVES DON’T MOVE WE’RE GETTING CLOSER TO THE END“

Millennials on our way to the airport cuz flight prices dropped:

[Sandy Phillips @MamaRedfield]

My precious daughter was slaughter with the same type of gun in YOUR state. Shot 6 times with those .223s ripping & tearing through her tiny body. The head shot left a 5 inch hole in her left orbital and blew her brain to bits. So ya. I'll come & take it off your hands. #****Buck