Chance

Just trying to go to New York and yell Yerrrr!

[Chance @yourOnlyChance8]

GOMS

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

TWO WORDS: THE MARINERS ARE AL WEST CHAMPIONS!

[Chance @yourOnlyChance8]

@HellcatT3ddy @MLB

[Chance @yourOnlyChance8]

Keep Buhner in the booth for every game for the rest of the season

[Chance @yourOnlyChance8]

I'm so glad we have Rob Schneider around for his constitutional analysis.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Schneider: When you absolutely lie to the public, then you are no longer in the public interest like Jimmy Kimmel did the other night…

The FCC chairman, he did not say he would pull the license, he was going to give them a warning… so it is not the government doing it.

[Chance @yourOnlyChance8]

I just had a dream that I forgot to take someone's pizza out of the oven and didn't have the heart to tell him.

[Shawn Ryan Show @ShawnRyanShow]

What's the craziest dream you've ever had?

[Chance @yourOnlyChance8]

@MichaelMcGoorty

[Chance @yourOnlyChance8]

@NotMikeTolbert We got use that cap space to sign Justin Simmons

[Chance @yourOnlyChance8]

@Spendo_1993 I'm bookmarking this for when it happens

[Chance @yourOnlyChance8]

@agDES1GN @HighWorldRings @prettypaablo Darnold will take off too tbh

[Chance @yourOnlyChance8]

@NKSTONDADDY_ @HighWorldRings @prettypaablo Darnold is slept on as a runner too.

[pobin 🇬🇷 @pobin0303]

free market capitalists when Dominicans are the 1%

[Chance @yourOnlyChance8]

@CatsandCanes @hunterbidenplug @KTS_OGBNG @StevieJPTX @WedgeBuster88 Fr. Had two strip sacks because remmers was a revolving door. People only acknowledge remmers was subpar when it comes to defending mahomes. + Tolbert fumbled too. No one remembers that for some reason.

[Chance @yourOnlyChance8]

Unfortunately, Elton John would clear Stevie in a versus.

[DEI LA SOUL OF MISCHIEF 🏆 @Slackonbothsydz]

Please don't disrespect uncle Stevie like this.

[Curtis Wenis @CurtisWenis]

would hate to be a winged creature flying into this room

[string @propjoesays]

worst part about this is you know it's gonna lead to him posting on linkedin something like "i got caught cheating at a coldplay concert. here's what it taught me about b2b sales"

[Chance @yourOnlyChance8]

Galactus after the fantastic four banish him to Europe:

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

in the italy. straight up "leaning it". and by "it" , hahah, well. lets justr say. my pisa

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

Wolf just doxxed Superman

[Chance @yourOnlyChance8]

Merry Clipse-mas eve