Quantitative Titan

Here to reduce your balance sheets

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

Armies need sleevies. Tank tops are for poors, respectfully.

[WallStreetBets @wallstreetbets]

Armies don't need a home. They need a purpose.

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

When I was in my 20s, I worked at a Starbucks and Bobby Cox would come through the drive thru before home games. Venti Coffee, two Splendas. Riding shotgun was his Shar Pei, Sassafras. He was not particularly friendly or interested in talking baseball. Just as you’d imagine.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

I've warned for months that a @JetBlue-@SpiritAirlines merger would have led to fewer flights and higher fares.

@JusticeATR and @USDOT were right to stand up for consumers and fight against runaway airline consolidation.

This is a Biden win for flyers! https://t.co/lJFGS3ucv3

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

Is zero also fewer flights?

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

I've warned for months that a @JetBlue-@SpiritAirlines merger would have led to fewer flights and higher fares.

@JusticeATR and @USDOT were right to stand up for consumers and fight against runaway airline consolidation.

This is a Biden win for flyers! https://t.co/lJFGS3ucv3

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

Vijay…is that hair gel?

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

Vijay…is that hair gel?

[Jack @FFS_WhatNow]

"Hitler was a failed art student and a vegan who blamed all his problems on rich people and the Jews.

"If he was around today, he'd be attending the Green Party conference'

Superb @LeoKearse 👏👏👏

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

What about Rayne Dakota Prescott?

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

Wait until he learns about other players like

Jac Caglianone when his name is Jeffrey Alan Caglianone

Kool-Aid McKinstry name is really Ga'Quincy McKinstry

Matthew Stafford- really name is John Matthew Stafford

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

@mintzy is this you?

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Bro didn’t even have to say anything, just presence alone did it 😭

https://t.co/0RDiHo9TSp

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

Why doesn’t $TSLA get into school buses? Increased safety, no 65 year old lady bus driver having a coronary. Cameras catching people blowing through stops become a profit center for municipalities. @elonmusk

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

Your driver : Tina

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Uber will now let women drivers and riders request not to be paired with men in the US and select countries worldwide

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

In honor of the opening ceremonies. I’d like to remind you of this French guy’s nuts from last time.

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

The haters are beside themselves.

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

Who do we think going to be Fed Chair? Based on what Bessent has said, I think he’s zeroed in on Reider.

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

Certainly, but deportations, reduced deficit spending and a stagnant housing market also limit upside to the 30s. The difference being you can clip 4.95% on 2052s and have massive upside if things go bad. Reverse SVB trade.

[Jay D Hatfield @JDHatfield_ICAP]

Historically, yields don’t move in lockstep during easing cycles.

The 3–7yr “belly” often responds more directly to policy shifts, while long bonds remain anchored by inflation and fiscal dynamics, a key distinction in today’s environment.

Source: Infrastructure Capital

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

Who do we think going to be Fed Chair? Based on what Bessent has said, I think he’s zeroed in on Reider.

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

Guillotine.

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

Immigrant Secret Service Agent Leaks JD Vance's Travel Details https://t.co/FXTRxkSo18

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

Every time an immigrant steal tax money a lesbian gets her wings. 😇

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

Couples thoughts:

1. This is a clown move. Crying Trump is a bad man rarely works.
2. Scott Bessent is the shot caller as it relates to the Fed. He wouldn’t greenlight this for no reason.
3. Jay Powell said the jobs reports were the most robust data #LowIQ

[Federal Reserve @federalreserve]

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: https://t.co/5dfrkByGyX

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

This was the game of the playoffs, until it wasn’t. Georgia doesn’t deserve to win this game.

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

Bernie Madoff lost about $15B. After he went down, about 95% of that was recovered. This was a massive scandal and an example of incredible fraud. Yet somehow $9B in Medicaid fraud is completely chill if you’re from a country known for its love of female circumcision.

[Quantitative Titan @yourboyQT]

Merry Christmas to myself and the other bozos and homies with #SpaceX in the portfolio.