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33. milf enthusiast. I drive a Subaru because I’m gay. I don’t ever shut the fuck up

[k @yourdearoldad]

this is the most comforting thing someone has ever said to me.

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

I did. Ur fine. Stop worrying, ur soul has got you

[k @yourdearoldad]

homesick ❤️🇨🇦

[b✨ @brittania_]

all-timer lightning storm happening in vancouver rn oh my god

[clover 🩷 @gayjaehee]

i’m glad i was not born with a dick because i would hate the feeling of something between my legs constantly, especially because it would be so massive :/

[FLORIⱯN @floo__d]

Je suis allé là-bas et tout le monde te connaissait

[k @yourdearoldad]

bring me skywalker

[UGA Rush @uga_rush]

End of an era 💔

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

You can tell who’s from the south and who’s not when describing this because the non-southern folks describe it as a disco ball sack and the southern folks describe it accurately as disco truck nuts.

[k @yourdearoldad]

@remybuniverse once the 2006 babies start being able to drink…

wait that’s literally next year

I gotta go

[k @yourdearoldad]

just served someone born in October 2004.

[k @yourdearoldad]

beyond gagged. that’s not Katya that’s Katherine

[Drag Base @DragBasee]

Plastique Tiara and Katya Zamolodchikova stun in new photos at Plastique’s Beauty Bar.

[T💋 @redkisskatya]

MOTHER OMG

[k @yourdearoldad]

update: next person’s id was 9/11/04

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The University of Georgia's women's soccer team has set a record for the best-attended NCAA soccer game in history, with a crowd of 25,433.

Attendance broke the previous men's record by nearly 3k and the previous women's record by over 10k.

[Eric Phillips @HowEPhil]

When are people at the top going to start losing their jobs?

Shouldn’t have to wait until after midterm elections. People are proving to be a detriment to society.

[k @yourdearoldad]

me: alright boys/brothers [gender neutral, affectionate]
my straight friends : E W
me:

[ً @cringewomen]

idrgaf about young lesbians in media like oh your show has lesbians and they're in high school/college? great. what am i supposed to do with that. give me two 40-70 year old women making out sloppy style NOW

[k @yourdearoldad]

@margostanning THE NAVY BLUE CELESTIAL???????

[k @yourdearoldad]

a night full of Hugo Spritz’s & muscles & oysters

[Ruwa Romman @ruwaromman]

It’s not ironic at all. The dirty secret among republicans is their livelihoods depend on immigrant labor, but they’re cowards so they’ll never be honest about what good immigration policy should be.

[💜 Kel Fitzgerald 💜 @closer2fine]

LIFE IS WORTH LIVING.