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ACT YOUR WAGE.

[i ✭ @yourdesimuse]

Loudest things on a flight:
1. Flush
2. An American Accent

[i ✭ @yourdesimuse]

asos is bad for my (wallet’s) health.

[entropy @ennntropy]

Type of shit I’ve been on

[jár @jarodzsz]

being someone who is currently in a karaoke era

[shar @2000AND4EVR]

at work creating a slow-paced environment, decreasing shareholder value and radicalising my peers

[jeebs @jejelaws]

Obviously I won’t but I’m scared I’m acc just gonna just look at the eclipse

[gazzi @akif4rt]

Soft launching multiple vacation plans at my job so no one is surprised later

[i ✭ @yourdesimuse]

@shesnotokayyy please can you make your acc public i need to retweet desperately

[i ✭ @yourdesimuse]

In Copenhagen and I see ppl living my dream (they live in a thrift-friendly city)

[i ✭ @yourdesimuse]

@jejelaws i hope so

[reid @thereidfeed]

asked the IT guy if it’s helpful to be nice to the AI during his presentation to our department and the whole room laughed

[i ✭ @yourdesimuse]

Got assigned England as my team at work. I hope I lose.

[ꨄ︎ ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა 🦌 @shehasaudacityy]

Life is a hierarchy 🪷

[i ✭ @yourdesimuse]

spent 2 hrs building the perfect cart only to find out they don’t ship to me, what fresh hell is this? what happened to globalization?? why show it to me in my currency???

[i ✭ @yourdesimuse]

@jejelaws NOOOO

[i ✭ @yourdesimuse]

They’re getting creative with the travel curse bc how was I just in a car crash otw to the airport??

[i ✭ @yourdesimuse]

No because I truly meant it. Someone’s nazaring me.

[i ✭ @yourdesimuse]

@shesnotokayyy The “if” but it being directly addressed to me…

[i ✭ @yourdesimuse]

final straw

[i ✭ @yourdesimuse]

solo travelling is a lot of sitting on chairs with no back support.