Your Mum

[Your Mum @YourMum]

@lukehopewell DON'T FUCK WITH ME

[Your Mum @YourMum]

is a zombie cougar #ZOMBIE COUGARS

[Your Mum @YourMum]

YOUR MUM HATES THIS. #capslockday

[Your Mum @YourMum]

@tomsinatra I don't remember you. But, I don't remember half of them anymore...*sigh*

[Your Mum @YourMum]

just got the fail whale. I never do that.

[Your Mum @YourMum]

will never say never. yooohooooo #betyouwontdothatagain

[Your Mum @YourMum]

"The kids are asleep....." #bestpickuplines

[Your Mum @YourMum]

likes it on her handbag.

[Your Mum @YourMum]

will still be your mum #in10years

[Your Mum @YourMum]

is trying the new Twitter. She likes it.

[Your Mum @YourMum]

Grilled Cheesus on Taco - my favourite.

[Your Mum @YourMum]

would wish it would stop itching #octoberwish

[Your Mum @YourMum]

might be persuaded #notinterested

[Your Mum @YourMum]

@snatchfriggit snatchfriggit? I'll give you a snatchfriggit

[Your Mum @YourMum]

just became the mayor of skanky ho town on FourSquare!

[Your Mum @YourMum]

@CoxhamSFTF I'll take it big boy.

[mathew morgan @snatchfriggit]

ha ha im following @yourmum. sounds so wrong.

[Your Mum @YourMum]

When are you going to give me some grandchildren?

[Your Mum @YourMum]

Heading from the park bench to vote for Tony Abbott. Cos he knows how to properly fuck me over -- with EXTREME prejudice

[Your Mum @YourMum]

Spending the day cleaning out the caravan.