Kal

•University of Nevada Reno Alumna• 🐺💙

[Kal @yourpalkalll]

you already knoooooww 🎤😂

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I want to help you move and I want you to take me to urgent care when I cant drive and I want to watch your kid for a night to give you a break and I want you to cook me a meal just because and I want to pick you up when your car breaks down because we're friends and friends help

[Anthony ♛ @Highoffantt]

Paid rent so I'll be at home enjoying my purchase for the rest of the month

[Mariam🍃 @mariam_elian]

Best thing i’ve seen in a while.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the thing about the ocean is it’s haunted and I do not fuck with it. 95% of the ocean is unexplored? good. it’s none of our business

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

To ask teachers to be on the front line of mass shootings, the front line of a pandemic, and the front line of the struggle against inequality all while underpaying them and systematically underfunding the education system is both cruel and a recipe for societal collapse.

[JK Molina @OneJKMolina]

Almost cried not gonna lie

[Kal @yourpalkalll]

@shitneyphantom ommmmggg LOL 💀💀💀 i have been attacked 😂

[Kal @yourpalkalll]

i just want to understand why people don’t use headphones in a shared office????
i don’t need to hear an all staff meeting from 6 different laptops 🥴

[Kal @yourpalkalll]

@RyleeDosch @KTVN Stop, we need to go asap

[Kal @yourpalkalll]

@shitneyphantom i can’t believe how hard I laughed at this

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Are you ok” no, my boyfriend watches Thursday night football, Saturday football, Sunday football and Monday night football

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I love having a boyfriend it’s like I am still a strong independent woman but I don’t have to take the trash out myself anymore

[Kal @yourpalkalll]

@sydneeeyphantom just put me in a coffin ⚰️ ☠️