Wullie Pearson

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[Chat Pile @ChatPileBand]

Response to our new single has been very kind (thank you). Check out the video for it if you haven't already: https://t.co/1P3fSPiSzx

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Yer wee da says he’s spent £15K on a once in a lifetime trip to see Scotland at the World Cup when he’s actually just rented a storage unit in East Kilbride & paid me & 29 other able bodied lads to work in shifts whipping him with leather belts for a fortnight x

[Wullie Pearson @yourrelative_]

Four year progress bosh

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

@mertcentury Whenever my wife goes out dancing with gays I make a huge pig pen in the living room and watch tv at volume 100

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

There's a really short guy at my work and the custodian just accidentally swept him into the dust pan. I didn't even try and help. I was immobilized by my own cowardice

[ًً @stoyatel]

just saw an absolute fucking chad on my timeline

[christine 🌿 @xtinemarx]

calvin’s dad would hate 2026 soooo much

[jos @josiahhughes]

19-year-old who can't form sentences out loud: Animal Collective lowkey sounds like a car commercial

43-year-old HR lady who paid $1200 for a SXSW lanyard in 2015: none of this is accurate, take it from someone who Was There™

[Wullie Pearson @yourrelative_]

@aboynamedposh Unironically this outfit made me refuse to listen to them until about 2021 bc I figured there’s no way this guy could be part of a good band lol

[Wullie Pearson @yourrelative_]

@nakedfoul Heater

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Text from mom: My cousin died last night. Her house caught fire. Maybe arson. She was 87. You met her once in 1997.

Me: I’m so sorry to hear that. Let me know if you wanna call

Mom: 👍 How do I watch Netflix on ipad

[Wullie Pearson @yourrelative_]

Absolute heater (and a sleeper!)

[Wullie Pearson @yourrelative_]

@LewistheLight1 Cover is hilarious but genuinely a very enjoyable record!

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 3,1958

[ab 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇸🇪🇬🇭🇧🇷🇭🇹🇨🇮 @abdvlahi]

Norwegian citizen born in Norway stuck in India living on the streets surviving being a tourist guide smoking on the facking roads

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

House on the Highway (1/18)

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

A first ballot Dumb Guy Hall Of Famer. Just a beautiful imbecile.

[Jake @OldTVReference]

Instead of a Wolverine game they should do a Beast game where Kelsey Grammer reprises the role. Also he’s not blue and he has a brother named Niles and he has to host the perfect dinner party for Seattle’s finest

[Wullie Pearson @yourrelative_]

@consequence Hilarious statement coming from the guy who when I saw JAMC in 2016 had to restart “Happy When It Rains” five times because he couldn’t remember how to play his own riff lol