Yousef Hamza

Partner at Envestors Mena, Angel Investor, Board Director.

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@Munku1 @BBCNews Please check you use the correct @'s before posting or I get a lot of weird questions and many more unnecessary airport security checks thanks.

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@GrahamCarr13 @ScottStryver Perhaps check who @yousefhamza belongs to before publicly throwing me under a bus for no reason. Guess it's time to change my name. You're not the first. Thank you!

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@ReemJabak sure do get in touch directly.

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@ENVinterns it tastes so much better than coffee. Stop complaining. Get back to work.

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@ENVinterns and where are my sunglasses? It's a good exercise to prepare you for due diligence. Get back to work.

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@ENVinterns it's only the 4th floor stop complaining and get back to work.

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Investing in SMEs is like investing in carbon reduction. Everyone knows how good it is, but very few have the courage and foresight to do it

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@ENVinterns Get back into your cages. Stop tweeting.

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@Julie_Leblan @JeanMGauthier @InternsME

Three words...

Run And Hide.

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When interns are more afraid of days where I'm smiling more than when I'm not... Good...

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@JeanMGauthier the guy was boring what was to be done? Nothing else close enough to read and nothing else big enough to give him the hint...

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If your presentation is over 20 slides & 30mins long, investors will fall asleep

I nap at least twice a day

#EntrepreneurBites #Envestors

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No other asset class in Dubai can bring in such returns as legal early stage companies.

#InvestorBites #Envestors

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Raising equity is like finding a wife. Treat it that way.

#FundRaising #EntrepreneurBites #Envestors

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Q: What’s happening with the Tech Industry in UAE?

A: Over Inflated & Under Educated.

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Oh, you want $1m in funding for 5% of your company that’s just a business plan?!? Tell me more about your MBA...

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If I had a dollar every time I fired this intern.... I would have made over $1,350,000 by now.
#internfail!

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@JeanMGauthier if only entrepreneurs grasped the true meaning and gravity of those words they wouldn't fail. No lights,No people,Door closed

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@SaraSherbaji the mystery: "will I survive a meeting with him?". Spoiler alert. Not likely. I don't need to use mystery as a tool to attract

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@SaraSherbaji why create a false impression? It will only give people unrealistic expectations. I just fired my intern for his nice tweet...