EniObanke

Providing Value Beyond Just Selling To Builders, Realtors and Retailers in the Building Materials Market-space Through @ebangohq | E-commerce | Sales Juggernaut

[EniObanke @youseph_jb]

The last two weeks with @ebangohq have been both sweet and kind of a struggle. There is absolutely no better feeling than the look of joy I see on the faces of our newly signed up retailers. They're overjoyed with the ease we’ve introduced to their businesses by addressing……

[EniObanke @youseph_jb]

It’s not like I have money o, but right now, my biggest problem isn’t money. It’s TIME. I’m so deep into building @ebangohq that I barely have time for anything else. We’ve got over 500 building materials retailers on board, and we’re launching our MVP with them next week Tuesday

[EniObanke @youseph_jb]

@Oteopola I think he wrote IGBOYA too

[EniObanke @youseph_jb]

@manlikefola_ @bbydid Make Am by Patoranking was good too

[EniObanke @youseph_jb]

@AprilPapabi Wetin aikou dey do for back😹

[EniObanke @youseph_jb]

@Quamclips @soloboiofficial This guy’s takes dey always gba

[EniObanke @youseph_jb]

@symply_kimm This two are mad😂😂😂

[EniObanke @youseph_jb]

@AskMichaelTaiwo A trade skill… automotive electrical or welding.

[EniObanke @youseph_jb]

Lol 😂 I don’t want to believe this story is true. The EFCC wouldn’t open a case file to investigate an alleged ₦2.8 million fraud. If you had said it was the Anti-Fraud Unit of the NPF, I probably wouldn’t have doubted the authenticity of your story.

[Queeneth @Queeneth01olx]

UPDATE: If you thought she actually got away with our ₦2.8 million to live her best life in Canada, you don't know how ruthless corporate lawyers can be.

She made one critical mistake in her arrogant triumph: she told us exactly where she was.

Our Legal Director didn't waste a second. He immediately contacted the EFCC and the Nigerian Immigration Service. Because the stolen amount was substantial and easily verified through internal banking logs, our lawyers were able to secure an expedited warrant for corporate fraud and theft.

We didn't stop there. Through rapid coordination, the authorities notified the airline and the Canadian embassy that a suspect fleeing active financial charges was currently in transit.

Here is exactly how her severance package from God played out:

She enjoyed her long-haul flight, probably sipping complimentary wine and dreaming of her fresh start in Toronto.

But the moment she stepped off the plane and handed her passport to the Canadian Border Services Agency, the system flashed red.

She never even made it past baggage claim.

Canadian immigration detained her on the spot. Because her proof of funds was legally tied to an active criminal investigation back home, her entry was denied, and her freshly minted visa was instantly revoked.

After spending 48 humiliating hours in an immigration detention room, she was escorted onto a plane under guard and deported straight back to Nigeria.

She landed in Lagos yesterday morning, but this time, the EFCC was waiting to welcome her right at the arrival gate.

She was handcuffed in front of hundreds of passengers, crying, hyperventilating, and begging the officers to let her call our HR manager to work out a payment plan.

Yes, the exact same HR manager she had laughed at and dismissed just days prior.

Now, she has no job, a revoked Canadian visa that permanently blacklists her from re-applying, a looming criminal trial, and the EFCC breathing down her neck to recover the ₦2.8 million.

As for our finance team? The people responsible for the glitch were heavily sanctioned, and our payroll system is undergoing a massive overhaul.

It’s funny how quickly arrogance fades. Greed will convince you that you are outsmarting the system, but a poor mindset will always be your ultimate downfall.

When you operate with zero integrity, reality always catches up and collects with interest.

Raise your behavioral standards. Integrity is everything, and there is absolutely room for no bare minimums when it comes to character.

[EniObanke @youseph_jb]

@Queeneth01olx lol 😂 I don’t want to believe that this story is true. EFCC will not open a case file to investigate a #2.8 million fraud. If you had said Anti-fraud unit of the NPF, maybe I’ll not doubt the authenticity of your story.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Naira Marley, Zinoleesky, Kokopee, Jo Blaq inside club earlier this morning…. Zino just Dey !nhale laughing gas dey go 😵‍💫

[Soft girl all year round🌸🔮 @Jokotade_ng]

As a business person, there are certain commodities that help to optimize sales. When some customers see that they’re not available, they would rather not buy the rest of the things they want. We call it ‘market pushers’, it could be that it is a market pusher and it is essential for her sale boost too. This is a personal opinion due to my experience ☺️

[Alaga! @Hon_Danjo]

1. Best estate to raise a family in ibadan. Residents call it KIGRA when they speak to eachother but call it Kolapo Ishola when speaking with outsiders.

2. Has 3 entrance gates, but only the one in the picture takes visitors.

3. Nobody dey laugh with anybody. Dey your house, others dey their house. Have your own connection as you dey come. Nobody dey open teeth to fraternize with anybody.

4. Best security infrastructure in Oyo state.

5. Always happy security personnel if you are a good person but if you wan craze, you go understand.

6. Na wahala for ultra-rich to pay estate dues. There is nobody that cannot owe. You fit go pay your yearly due, make you see say dem don block road make Wizkid no pass because machala dey owe.

7. A lot of tenants here already have a house in another part of the city.

8. A plot of land is 165m

9. Dem no dey bury corpse for here. Some say it’s part of estate rules.

10. They don’t park on the roadside, if you forget your car on the street. You will find a yellow peg on all your four tires, na fine go end am.

11. You can be jogging on your street and meet the state governor jogging alongside you.

12. The resident association is a gold mine. Even though they are not friendly. You will be shocked with the caliber of people you will be arguing with on the resident group.

13. Everyone is called a resident whether landlord or tenant. Nobody is superior. Everyone pays the same due.

14. No park or general public facilities. The excos are trying to have relaxation or networking activities like estate monthly walk or trade fair. But it’s not enough. So any play you want to play, play in your compound.

15. Light is around 20 hours a day. If you want to know person wey no get money, it’s when they use a generator that make sound😀

16. Only God knows the number of private security personnel attached to High networth individuals in the estate. Everyday siren siren siren.

17. It houses another estate called Legacy estate.

18. It has the highest number of palatial residences in the city.

19. All streets are well lit with street light. But it’s better to have a car of your own for easy movement. Estate marwa stop working by 6pm. Imagine coming home at night and you don’t drive. You will walk from estate gate to your house.

20. Kolapo Ishola GRA has themed street names rather than numbered roads. many of which are inspired by agriculture, nature, and rural life. Some of the well-known streets include:
•Dairy Street
•Forage Street
•Bamboo Street / Bamboo Crescent
•Orchard Street
•Vineyard Street
•Harvest Street
•Meadow Street
•Pasture Street
•Ranch Road
•Barn Street
•Hayfield Street
•Clover Street
•Paddock Street
•Grazing Street
•Pasture Road
•Maize Avenue
•Millet Road
•Cocoa Road
•Palm Avenue
•Ranch Road
•Grazing Road
•Vineyard Close
•Plantation Road
•Barn Close
•Livestock Avenue
•Corn Street
•Hay Street
•Silage Road
•Poultry Close

These agricultural and pastoral names are a distinctive feature of the estate’s master plan.

[SARKIN Enigma♐ @authorityenigma]

After the ranting of @GovAyoFayose, i tried to put some dots together

Wike said he will put fire in Oyo

Fayose is always trying to drag the state into mud

Children and teachers were kidnapped in Oyo

Fayose said him, Olubadan & others are working together to destroy MAKINDE

[EniObanke @youseph_jb]

@el_bonga Chai… Some people in the comments don’t know who Buratai is and the capacity he once served

[Item7🌹: The Sucre Mamacita @_AdukeAde]

Allow me Re-introduce myself:

My name is Dr. Faridah A. Ashir

Get Familiar.

[EniObanke @youseph_jb]

@pious_minister Una go just dey cap rubbish

[EniObanke @youseph_jb]

@daud_abdulazeez Ipade di’jo ibo

[Password @passwordtv__]

Used Toyota Camry 2002 available for sale
V4 engine
AC, Engine, Gear in top condition

Price: 4.5M
📍Akobo, Ibadan
☎️ 08062211841

Kindly retweet. 🙏

[EniObanke @youseph_jb]

@Anlugbua_Ibadan @passwordtv__

[Alaga! @Hon_Danjo]

I will advise that if you want to meet new money. You are better off following people on twitter than an estate in Ibadan. You will be shocked you will not know your neighbour. Na gatemen and maids you will be friends with. Nobody go tell you before you stay on your lane. The reason people stay in estates is for privacy, security and amenities. Finish.

[Mo' Baba Sikira Oloko Eshin 🖤 @Xdroid_Mo]

the average ilorin person is daft
born and bred - very daft
Schooled there - low iq
Currently resides there - daft
Born, Schooled, resides - oponu aye raye