Yow Brah

Dominion🤓🤞. My case is Different✊🏿. IT enthusiast. Software Engineer courtesy of @alx_africa

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Here is the SIMP CALCULATOR;

You need two ratios:

Reply Rate = Texts she replied to / Texts you sent

Date Rate = Times she showed up / Times you asked

Then average them:

Score = (Reply Rate + Date Rate) / 2

Example. You sent 80 texts. She replied to 2.

You asked her out 10 times. She came 0 times.

Reply Rate = 2/80 = 0.025

Date Rate = 0/10 = 0

Score = (0.025 + 0) / 2 = 0.0125

YOU ARE SIMPING.

The thresholds:

Score above 0.5: She likes you.

Score 0.2 to 0.5: Lukewarm. Proceed with caution.

Score below 0.2: Cut your losses.

The math is not brutal, but the reality was already brutal. The math just made the brutality become visible.

A woman who likes you does not need 80 texts. She isn't avoiding your calls by accident, and she isn't busy every weekend you ask.

She doesn't like you.

STOP SIMPING.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Yow Brah @yow_brah]

"If your code needs a comment to explain it, rewrite the code, NOT add more comments."

[Mercy Chela @mercy10253500]

Re tweet widely so that he can be reunited with his family he must have been traumatized #RejectFinanceBill2024 #boycottsafaricom

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

They will not believe!!

[gids @gidikariuki]

Aljazeera wanafinya kufinyaaa �

[King Fred Asira @KingFredAsira]

Everyone will soon turn against him. Very soon!
#RutoMustGo

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

Kenyans are now outside the Hague, ICC demanding that they reopen Ruto's case.
#RutoMustGo

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

BREAKING NEWS:police shot a protester and when others came to pick him up for medical attention, they were stopped, shot at, teargas was lobbed at the body and it blew him to bits 😢

#RutoMustGo

[Mercy Nicky @Mercynicky_]

So much pain in one photo alafu mnasema we relent

#RutoMustGo

[James @MrJamesKe]

Over 6 armed officers against unarmed civilian. They don't even care wanamgonga mpaka kwa kichwa.
#RutoMustGo
#ROADTOSTATEHOUSE

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The artist. The art 😭😭😭

#RutoMustGo

[Desert Eagle @gasolinaowl]

#rutomustgo

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

The police shot a protester and when others came to pick him up for medical attention, they were stopped, shot at, teargas was lobbed at the body and it blew him to bits.

Blood is on his hands.

#RutoMustGo

[Yow Brah @yow_brah]

@MasculinePeak We don't cuddle after s*x

[Yow Brah @yow_brah]

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[Yow Brah @yow_brah]

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