The Crazy Doctor

busy.....

[The Crazy Doctor @yrAshish]

समाज: पुरुष प्रधान
खर्चे: स्त्री प्रधान

[🦁 @AndColorPockeT]

Before Bahubali only scams used to cross thousand crore mark in India..

[Iron Mann @Humor_Donor]

Read this, and read it again until you understand it.

[Pranav Sapra @pranavsapra]

This is the 3rd time I'm removing malai from my chai and it's getting out of hand now.

[The Crazy Doctor @yrAshish]

@Kuptaan 👌

[The Crazy Doctor @yrAshish]

Cॐputer is a Hindu device.

[The Crazy Doctor @yrAshish]

There is a bae there is a bill.

[The Crazy Doctor @yrAshish]

Indian aunties are the best mohalla news broadcaster.

[Æ @EngineeRoholic]

' h ' is actually a Giraffe without a head

[Rekt-angle 👼 @aNuSFW]

We follow each other but never interact. You're like family to me.

[Kunal Bauva | Health & Fitness coach @KunalBauvaa]

*A feminist walks into a shop*

She yelled "what kind of a disgusting picture is that"
Shopkeeper "madam woh aina hai"

[The Crazy Doctor @yrAshish]

Everyone dislikes Monday, it should be renamed as बेMonday.

[The Crazy Doctor @yrAshish]

*Hiding frm a serial killer*

Stuart Binny: OMG I'm gonna die if he finds me.
Killer: Guest aaye hain...pani le aao
SB: Abhi laya
SHIT

[Pranav Sapra @pranavsapra]

Welcome to English language lessons with Bollywood

Active voice: Nikamma kiya is dil ne
Passive voice: Iss dil ne kiya hai nikamma

[Bhayanak Puppy 🇮🇳🇵🇸 @BhayanakPuppy]

*Interview at PETA*
HR: Tell me something abt yourself
Candidate: Hi my name is Manish Jain and...
HR: bas kaafi hai, Monday se join kar lo

[Pranav Sapra @pranavsapra]

Q. What do the Dangal sisters do when they can’t login to their account?

A. They click on Phogat password.

[Kaabira. @KaabiraSpeaking]

A Non-Smoker Engineer is like a Doctor with Good writing.

[The Crazy Doctor @yrAshish]

@Satire_Guru congrats

[The Crazy Doctor @yrAshish]

@sagarcasm & @shubhansh1504 https://t.co/36hBmalUX6

[The Crazy Doctor @yrAshish]

Everyone is talking about Freedom of Expression.

Where were you all when Manmohan Singh was Prime Minister?

[The Crazy Doctor @yrAshish]

This is very cute 😘