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- incompetent whitewater kayaker

- music enthusiast

- sometimes writes palindromes

- how do i format lists lol

[yard sale @yrdsl]

would you look at that! Mike Lee has conveniently stopped being a textualist the moment there's some legislative history he likes!

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

In today’s world, unrestricted, automatic birthright citizenship is suicidal.

The Supreme Court could and should have read the Fourteenth Amendment as something other than a suicide pact.

Those who drafted and ratified that provision certainly didn’t regard it as such.

[yard sale @yrdsl]

Disclosure Day (2026), dir. Steven Spielberg

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

Me: Hello sharks, Bleeding Alien is seeking $300,000 for-
Mark Cuban: Good Lord!
Me: Bleeding Alien is-
Barbara Corcoran: Oh my God It’s everywhere
Me: for a 6% stake in-
Kevin O’Leary: Fuck it’s still alive, what is that thing
Me: Funny you mention, this-
Daymond John: I’m out

[yard sale @yrdsl]

@Jia8088 @benlandautaylor that's great policy, it disincentivizes people from being bookies

[yard sale @yrdsl]

gotta add Billings Learned Hand

[JT @jiratickets]

The list has been updated

[yard sale @yrdsl]

@AChillGhost one of the more concerning whitewater kayaking videos i've ever seen was made there https://t.co/4PEjNwOmr9

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

we’re less than 10 years from decoding all animal communication and BCIs that let us talk back

an entire kingdom of minds we’ve been ignoring for 300,000 years
going to be really fun

[yard sale @yrdsl]

@butleriano daggett county isn't even allowed to run their own jail now because they got caught tasing prisoners for fun

[yard sale @yrdsl]

@SandyofCthulhu did you see/like Wolf of Snow Hollow?

[yard sale @yrdsl]

@jasonc_nc some US wildland firefighter teams have started using drones to drop incendiary devices to set backburns in places that would be tough to get a crew to with drip torches.

[yard sale @yrdsl]

@SexbeanPernicus my dad texted me this morning that he would have done the same thing lol

[yard sale @yrdsl]

@evleaks the Lumia 1020 is still the pinnacle of phone design IMO

[yard sale @yrdsl]

the Mormons Missouri kicked out in the 1830s were way further west by that point

[Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt]

My ancestors arrived in Missouri from Germany in the 1840s.

Back then, Missouri was as far west as you could go.

Think about the kind of people it takes to do that—to build a home on the edge of the known world.

Those were the kinds of people our ancestors were. 🇺🇸

[yard sale @yrdsl]

@SandyofCthulhu if arnold is a bard, he falsely states that the werewolf is a bard, thus the werewolf is a paladin (not him).
but if arnold is a paladin, he truthfully states the werewolf is a bard (also not him).

[yard sale @yrdsl]

@SandyofCthulhu gotta go with arnold

[yard sale @yrdsl]

@beetlemoses achewood vindicated again

[yard sale @yrdsl]

@3YearLetterman @mmpadellan

[yard sale @yrdsl]

tempted to get a copy just for the unforced palindrome title

[Alejandro @falliblest]

Enjoying this awesome book

[yard sale @yrdsl]

@AChillGhost Terra Ignota by Ada Palmer has to be up there.

[yard sale @yrdsl]

@AChillGhost netflix/rian johnson messed this up too in the teaser for his next movie

[yard sale @yrdsl]

@Sharp_Sticks one month prior, the guy in the foreground was featured in the Wake Forest alumni magazine