val, a pal

eating a spoonful of peanut butter

[val, a pal @yrpalval]

too bad no one wrote about this in the 1860s or something

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

I took 217 Waymo rides yesterday

Each ride cost $7

I urinated in the backseat of every car

Guess who owns the company that charges $250 to thoroughly clean each car

$243 in pure profit for each ride

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Friends, I’m once again asking you to donate. But not to me!

@claireforny is a union organizer, democratic socialist and my former Assembly colleague running for Congress in NY-7. Chip in today.

[val, a pal @yrpalval]

@JumboCarnation I think this is somehow the fault of our NYE suburban bar crawl

[val, a pal @yrpalval]

what dreams are made of playing at the end of the zohran inauguration… millennial dominance

[val, a pal @yrpalval]

Adventureland is a much better job creator for the great town of Altoona

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Meta is now running pro-data center ads featuring small towns.

The ads tout job creation, but a data center may only create 50 long-term jobs.

Residents near Meta data centers have complained about nonstop noise, pollution, wells running dry and rapidly rising electric bills.

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

Isaac Chotiner: so I recently read that you

Me: have weird balls? yeah I can explain that. It’s a condition that comes from doing too many Escape Rooms,

[val, a pal @yrpalval]

There’s gotta be a better way to say this

[val, a pal @yrpalval]

A delicious meal from Culver’s

[0x45 @0x45o]

can yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures

[val, a pal @yrpalval]

oh hey

[Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik]

Elevators and letterbox at the Oliver Building (1908-10) in downtown Pittsburgh, PA

[val, a pal @yrpalval]

@stef_witha_f subject of chemistry nobel prize announced today. normally im done with chem tweets but it’s a special occasion

[val, a pal @yrpalval]

Sad day for the MOF hater community

[sal @cowboyverismo]

it would be so cool if recycling was real

[val, a pal @yrpalval]

@notasadloser agree but also no one should hold hands anywhere maybe

[val, a pal @yrpalval]

went to a food engineering conference last year and someone actually gave a really cool talk about a better microwave that they made i think there’s some hope!!!

[Olivia Li @oliviali_]

Absolutely no reason why we aren’t innovating on microwaves. Make the phased array microwave that cooks my chicken breast to exactly 145F like it’s straight out of a sous vide. You guys need to stop making b2b saas

[val, a pal @yrpalval]

great piece. I need to leave this place immediately

[Bay Area Current @BayAreaCurrent]

Everyone in the Bay knows its two cultural references—vibes and data—but few have understood their relationship. Zoe Stahl @wecometothe90s shows us that vibes and data do the same thing: advance an impossible fantasy of an optimized self and life.

➡️https://t.co/B55RlBKepn

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

restaurants should have a menu option called “the rat” that lets you scurry around and eat leftovers ppl wont finish. the waiter could ask guests if they’d like a box or if they’d like to send it “to the rat”

[val, a pal @yrpalval]

whenever i read one of these aoc tweets i cant help but picture these guys writing it

[Nick @keepingitight]

Vote with Rashida or shut the fuck up.

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Who the fuck is running her comms oh my god