Jordi Portell

Bomber versàtil. Asteroide. M'agrada confondre a bots i humans amb el meu TL random. Tu sabràs!
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[Jordi Portell @yshalf]

@360_Hardware Espera, hay algo rollo ARM de AMD? Cuenta, cuenta... :-)

[DAPCOM Data Services @dapcomds]

We've just released a patch for FAPEC and WinFAPEC, fixing some issues with certain XTF/SSS files.
Also, we now have a YouTube channel! You can find there some hands-on examples of FAPEC, WinFAPEC and FARSHY:
https://t.co/vTqTRuiKNz

[Jordi Portell @yshalf]

@Labaronesa7 @NombreFalso1231 Després d'haver pegat a la seva dona per no tenir el sopar preparat, és clar.

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@APoliciah50 Fachas psicópatas.

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@ufpol Hijos de la grandísima puta. Sin más. Es lo que os define.

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@Bar__Deportes #TotAniràBé

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@Ivy_psico Lo veo y subo la apuesta:
Lista de mail donde una persona un día puso auto-reply porque estaba de vacaciones. Llegó una primera auto-respuesta. Luego otra vez. Y otra, y otra.
Supongo que todos empezaron a contestarle avisándole o algo, y el sistema iba rebotando sin control 😂

[Jordi Portell @yshalf]

@mveteanu @0xDEAD0xBEEF Same here! I implemented a music program in Pascal with its own GUI, all from DOS - and with just the PC Speaker 😅

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@info_cinemaCAT L'arbre de la Vida (o algo així - aquella del Brad Pitt crec)

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@yagoisasi Meanwhile, at Dapcom we were worried by a 2KB memory leak - which we finally fixed. And we consume some ~40MB to compress data at GB/s scale. Sigh.

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Microslop Teams is one of the biggest software turds I've ever seen.
The Chat editor autocorrects to Catalan (my OS setting) when writing to colleagues in Spanish or English. It does NOT allow to deactivate autocorrect, and it ignores adding other languages. Fuck it.

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i'm begging you to watch with sound

[Jordi Portell @yshalf]

@etfelicitofill KHE

[DAPCOM Data Services @dapcomds]

New FAPEC 26.0 and WinFAPEC 1.4 releases!
We now support XTF (HiSAS / SSS) and EK80 data, besides several exciting improvements.
With this, FAPEC consolidates as the best maritime data compression solution!
More details:
https://t.co/QwgH29186P

[DAPCOM Data Services @dapcomds]

We're glad to announce our cooperation agreement with @Filgen_nagoya!
Filgen is now our reseller in Japan for FAPEC and FARSHY - our professional data compression and visualization software. We look forward to the application of FAPEC to genomics, biotech and medicine!

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@twtayaan Really outstanding, but I wouldn't say "fast".

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@medi0cratic0 @bonpreuesclat @etfelicitofill Vols veure un bon mànec?

*enviar a totes

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@kmtildsley @InsideLucysHead DAMN NOW I HAVE TO CHANGE MINE

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@Gargotejant Maxi ximple.

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@cricket_Stats05 @grok It's for playing a fun game with the WOPR.

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