Yasser Ahmed

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only way to organise books is by colour

[Maia @maiamindel]

BREAKING: Fed announces that Jerome Powell received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. He has embraced Islamic Banking and the Fed Funds Rate is now 0%. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Be more like Glasgow, and avoid far-right chaos by having your racist, anti-immigrant marches regularly scheduled throughout the summer

[Yasser Ahmed @yssssssssr]

@schenior 😐

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@schenior @SharadeeReads Truly tragic cuz Sara would love this

https://t.co/WXaAxFu7UW

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@schenior I want feedback on each one!!

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@_acupofcyanide @schenior @SharadeeReads I'm young

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@SharadeeReads Pacat is basically a surrogate mum to you at this point

so you're kind of a capri son

[Yasser Ahmed @yssssssssr]

@schenior Oh cool!

We'll do a double bill of the great comet and hadestown

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@SharadeeReads @DevinMadson That's your answer for arabic questions too

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

Sadiq Khan unveils new Tubethumping

[Yasser Ahmed @yssssssssr]

@SharadeeReads @schenior Stop

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@schenior @SharadeeReads You didn't need to tag me in this

[BBC Scotland @BBCScotland]

If only you could get a ticket for that...

#LimmysShow is on @BBCiPlayer! https://t.co/SGLBZUYg3D

@DaftLimmy

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@SharadeeReads Where is puptroclus

[kieran🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇧🇪 @kieran_ashton1]

A Christmas Eve classic

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@schenior India and Bangladesh but not Pakistan 😔

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

15 years ago today

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@schenior Tiktok for sure, it's already absorbed the space mobile reddit filled for me

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@_acupofcyanide @SharadeeReads I've been in London for like 4 years! Not to be melodramatic but I will never forget this injustice

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@SharadeeReads Me trying to find this image on WhatsApp and scrolling through pages and pages of nephew photos

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@SharadeeReads