the morally corrupt Faye Resnick

he/him/ho/hum

[the morally corrupt Faye Resnick @yuccpuddle]

i have a coworker i see most days that is a stout republican. i talk to him most days. do we agree politically? no. do we have similar values? no. are we cordial to each other in any way? no. is there even a point to this tweet? no. thank u.

[the morally corrupt Faye Resnick @yuccpuddle]

if i won the lottery i wouldnt tell anyone but there would be signs

[the morally corrupt Faye Resnick @yuccpuddle]

Melanie📈📈📈 #loveislandusa

[the morally corrupt Faye Resnick @yuccpuddle]

@mriahisfiah yeah

[the morally corrupt Faye Resnick @yuccpuddle]

i want the boys on the swimsuit show to kiss #loveislandusa

[the morally corrupt Faye Resnick @yuccpuddle]

#kaylebinfive #loveislandusa #crackship i feel ill

[the morally corrupt Faye Resnick @yuccpuddle]

two new student employees just sit in the breakroom and happily talk about sports??? children, we are on some doomer leftist depression rhetoric here. get on our level or gtfo

[the morally corrupt Faye Resnick @yuccpuddle]

Cryin in the club? Nah, I'm cryin on a mower at work cuz a talking heads song made me think about how much I love my beautiful gf

[the morally corrupt Faye Resnick @yuccpuddle]

I mean look at it

[the morally corrupt Faye Resnick @yuccpuddle]

me at work when its planting season

[the morally corrupt Faye Resnick @yuccpuddle]

i make my gf watch an entire seven minute math rock instrumental by an array of mfs that look like this and be like "this wasn't the song i was thinking of"

[the morally corrupt Faye Resnick @yuccpuddle]

this is why i cant afford RAM now???

[the morally corrupt Faye Resnick @yuccpuddle]

noo babe plz dont saw ur own head off with piano wire ur so hot aha

[White Fellas For Kamala 2026 @BeigeFrequency]

For as long as I've been alive, conservatives have been saying they need guns to defend themselves from a tyrannical government and as soon as they see people doing that they start crying, pissing and shitting themselves.

[mriah @mriahpapaya]

i’m so sad that david lynch didn’t get to see the severance s2 finale

[the morally corrupt Faye Resnick @yuccpuddle]

It's full of nazis.
🧵2/2

[the morally corrupt Faye Resnick @yuccpuddle]

My coworker is into the cool car scene, and after spending the last few weeks with him, he's shown me youtubers, ig accounts and prominent people within this realm. These are my findings.
🧵1/?

[the morally corrupt Faye Resnick @yuccpuddle]

she's just lucky I didn't know how to spell "strangling" at that moment or her question would've been answered

[the morally corrupt Faye Resnick @yuccpuddle]

she knows me too well