玉花

Env. consultant (TWN) | Nine zeros scale budget flow operation, open by chance.

[etginlik @etginlik]

İstanbul'da bildiğinden şaşmayarak yürüyen merdivende ters yönde ilerleyen kedi, çaba harcamadan hedefine ulaştı.

[น้อนไดโนหมู 🦕 @littlepdiary]

เอ็นดูมากกก คุณเจ้าของโพสต์เค้าถามว่าแบบนี้น้องจะโกรธเค้ามั้ย แล้วเค้าจะกลับมารักเหมือนเดิมไหม 555555555555555

กัดแม่จนฟันหลุดดด อ้ยยยยยยย น้อง 😆

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: trying to buy medicine in Japan.

Cashier: What symptoms do you have?

Me: Coughing.

Cashier: Dry cough or wet cough.

Me: .....competitive cough.

Cashier pauses.

Me: I mean aggressive.

Cashier now visibly fighting for her life professionally.

she pulls out translator app.

Translator: His cough seeks victory.

Cashier: "..."

Friend in another aisle collapsing silently.

Cashier finally hands me medicine very carefully like she's handling a dangerous animal.

then she bows and says:  Please defeat your cough.

I almost cried laughing in the store.

What’s the worst thing you've ever said accidentally while traveling?

[Verun【GMI】|| VGEN Comission Open @Verun_000]

Men be like:
"ah mana ada lesbi, bilang aja belom coba kontol"
"mana ada itu asexual, belom coba kontol sih makanya bilang gitu"

tapi giliran ada gay:
"NAJIS LU, MATI LU SANA"

Padahal kan gay suka kontol???? Kok malah dimaki??? Isn't that what you want??? Kontol lu dicobain???

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

Photographs of Nipper, a two-year-old ginger tabby eating corn on the cob in California, captured by photographer Allan Grant for LIFE magazine, 1951.

[Chris Croy @ChrisCroy]

Pfizer lost over a billion dollars on their inhaled insulin product, Exubera. There were a bunch of problems with it (most importantly that it cost twice as much as other forms of insulin) but the funniest was that patients really didn't like using it in public.

You popped a cartridge into it, the clear chamber filled with white "smoke", and then you cleared it one breath. It looked exactly like you were smoking weed out of your Pfibong.

There's still an inhaled insulin product on the market, Afrezza, which looks like a weird vape.

[ivy🏒 22 Shades of Ovechkin / 930!!! @ivyleaguenerd]

when i was like 15 i saw a box of cookies in the fridge. weird but ate like 7 of them. kept feeling hungry so i went back for more, finished them. slept for 47 hours so basically 2 days straight.

[Michael Luo @AzianMike]

We must build more donut centers

[玉花 @yuhuaaaaaaaa]

我以為只有台灣是這樣，原來是韓國原廠就這樣分性別🤯

不知道韓國沒有身份證字號產生器這種東西可以用

[WTFMAN @666try13]

"얘들아 옛날에 라그나로크 온라인이라고 회원가입할때 쓴 주민등록번호에 따라 남캐/여캐가 결정되는 게임이 있었단다 허허허 그래서 여캐 계정은 비싸게 거래되기도 했었지"
"깔깔 저 할아버지가 또 헛소리하네 어서 이 쇠망치로 두개골을 깨부수자"

[WTFMAN @666try13]

"얘들아 옛날에 라그나로크 온라인이라고 회원가입할때 쓴 주민등록번호에 따라 남캐/여캐가 결정되는 게임이 있었단다 허허허 그래서 여캐 계정은 비싸게 거래되기도 했었지"
"깔깔 저 할아버지가 또 헛소리하네 어서 이 쇠망치로 두개골을 깨부수자"

[tursiko @tursiko]

İki gündür internetimiz yoktu alt yapı falandır diye bekledik üçüncü gün canımıza yetti öfkeyle türkneti aradık temsilci fişinizi kontrol ettiniz mi dedi. Bi baktık ki… KEDİLER FİŞİ ÇEKMİŞ ABİİİİ ÜÇ GÜNDÜR MAL GİBİ İNTERNETİ BEKLİYORUZ BİZ DE. Yapan lavuk da bu

[Stockmann @T_Stockmann]

-Jefe, quisiera un aumento
-Imposible. Tengo a 10 que podrían sustituirte.
-Pues unos días de vacaciones.
-Imposible. No tengo a nadie que pueda sustituirte.

[Alexandra @Tatertotsjones]

Gente mt cuidado com o golpe que tá rolando no porto do são raimundo. Esse homem chega perto de vc bem mansinho pra roubar o seu almoço!!!! Nessa patifaria o meu double cheese virou só cheese pq o ordinário comeu um hambúrguer inteiro

[t𖹭mmy ♩ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི @pinktommy6]

mickey mouse qnd goza na buceta da minnie

[wada @httpscherryyy]

estoy llorando en mi pueblo pusieron radares y el primero que multaron fue uno que agarraron COMIENDO DE UNA OLLA mientras iba manejando 😭🙏

[玉花 @yuhuaaaaaaaa]

@Santou_Hong 近平陪玩🥰

[玉花 @yuhuaaaaaaaa]

@yhc941220 我弄了一個電子薩克斯風的指法校正，然後沒時間練習🫠

[สตีฟ สตีฟเลอร์ @stifler955]

ร้านนี้ไม่ได้ขายแค่อาหาร แต่ขายทักษะการเอาชนะกฎฟิสิกส์ด้วย

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[cie @Iesbianbarbie]

walking with my dog and she goes up to sniff a person smoking a cigarette, i tell the person "sorry, she's trying to bum a cigarette, please don't give her one, she's in recovery." and they just stared at me. fuck omg is humor dead ?

[제비 @WineHunter8282]

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