Julia

Showrunner’s assistant. Seems like the kinda guy you could sit down and have a beer with

[Julia @yuliajaeger]

Dallas spelled backwards is sallad

[New New York Times @NYT_first_said]

unsuccessfulwhile

[New New York Times @NYT_first_said]

ballsack

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

“I’m tired as hell. I need a recovery beer.”

- Luka after one of the best games EVER.

[Julia @yuliajaeger]

If I was Jesus I would turn all the water in New York City into wine. Then everyone would be drunk and I wouldn’t have to go to work

[Julia @yuliajaeger]

Scratched Teflon pan… that’s amore!

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

all you ungrateful people who took everything away from me shall feel my loss and despair

[Julia @yuliajaeger]

@antyrrel Thank uuuu bestie so glad to have real ones like you 💓

[Julia @yuliajaeger]

I have been dating my bf for almost 4 years and just discovered he does not know how to spell my last name

[Julia @yuliajaeger]

@ryanseideman Ty king

[Julia @yuliajaeger]

U go home with someone and his mattress is on the floor but he has THIS. What do u do

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

It’s tough to fit in as a jock who likes literature and the avant- grade

[Julia @yuliajaeger]

@sweeteeegs 💞💘❤️‍🔥 so proud of you sweet eegs

[Julia @yuliajaeger]

If you can’t decide, let me tell you about the downtown 6 you’re gonna LOVE it

[Julia @yuliajaeger]

Would you rather be on the subway with:

[Julia @yuliajaeger]

Anti masker girl boss eating nerds rope on the train at… 9am

[Julia @yuliajaeger]

Do NOT bid against me!

[Julia @yuliajaeger]

eBay is amazing. Just bid $5.50 for a glow in the dark cake stand

[Julia @yuliajaeger]

“That’s a bad prank it only took like 3 seconds to read” listen all I’ve eaten today is 2 croissants (one salty, one sweet) and a big cold brew. Now I am processing checks at work, which I’m not qualified to do. The joke is from ME on ME

[Julia @yuliajaeger]

Sooooooo crazy April fools falls on Friday the 13th this year… this is the only time this will happen in our lives you can ONLY rt this today

[Julia @yuliajaeger]

“Julia this tweet is dumb” well u wasted your time reading it. That’s the prank