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@KayJanay__ 💯 lol

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@Tthrill3 Took me ten years before I got another. To the day, unexpectedly! 💜

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@LauraLoomer Yes there is worse like a kid kicking your seat!

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@Thebestfigen And on the flip side, you have people where I’m sitting in my car while some kid the same age opened their car door infront of the parents and it bangs into mine without blinking an eye! I roll down my window and say excuse me and they act like nothing happened. 🤬

[Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

One of my favorite games to play as an adult is: Did I take ibuprofen 30 minutes ago, or did I just think about taking ibuprofen 30 minutes ago?

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@Matt_Pinner 50+25 and 6+4

[Clare @Clarabell045788]

I hate when fitness influencers are in their early 20s. Listen I was skinny and hot when I was 21 too. My diet was vodka, noodles, coffee and cigarettes. My workout was walking to parties in 5inch heels. You don’t impress me. Come back when you’re 50.

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@Nithya_Shrii Elevator

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@theamelia__ AC, eating out, cable, mtv, name brand shoes and clothes.

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@ThrillaRilla369 7-11 hot dog with chili and cheese!!

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@Arlistics Hilarious! I need a Doberman with natural ears

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@theamelia__ Yes

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@SimonMajumdar 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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@guarnaschelli

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@Acyn Haha what a bitch

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@choeshow Piece of sh*t

[Olanna’s mummy @makees_A]

It’s incredibly insane how all women understand what she’s talking about but men seem to just not get it. The male brain is interesting.

[Rosita Díaz @RositaDaz48]

Today, during a casual conversation, an elderly lady shared something that deeply moved me. She told me that her husband had recently passed away, but they had decided together not to have a funeral. The reason? Their family always had an excuse not to visit or even call. So, they chose not to "burden" their busy lives by making them attend a funeral.

But what truly shocked me was when she revealed that she hadn’t even notified the family of his passing. I asked how they would react when they eventually found out, and after a brief pause, she firmly said:

"If they didn’t care enough to see or speak to him while he was here, I refuse to let them see or speak about him now that he’s gone."

She explained that her husband was an excellent cook and always invited them to dinner. But the response was always the same: "I’m busy," or worse, complete silence. Holidays, birthdays, anniversaries… always ignored.

After much prayer, she made a bold decision: she sold their home and belongings, moved to a small apartment in the city, and started anew.

Then, she looked me in the eyes and said something I will never forget:

"Darling, when you realize you are no longer important to someone – even family – you have to make yourself the most important thing."

At that moment, my heart broke, but I also realized I had just met the most courageous person I have ever known.

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@OliLondonTV If they identify as they/them, do they identify as a daughter/son or is there another word for that? Child? Offspring?

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@ABC What’s an illegal protest?