Hegseth's 10 a.m. Bartender

Guided by Voices fanatic and
5 time champion at climbing trees up and down

[Hegseth's 10 a.m. Bartender @yummymeth]

ME: And you are?
GIRL: Beth and i like meth, lol.
ME: And you are?
GIRL: Dolly and i like molly, lol
GIRL: And i am Flocaine
ME: Let me guess . .you are Flocaine and you like . .
GIRL: Crack. . i like crack!

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@jimmyfailla Horrible joke but I like that you don't let that stop you from doing your thing. Has the tear in the pool reached 400 feet yet?

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@11W That's definitely "different."

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@jimmyfailla Even if you love Trump you gotta admit he's lost more sleep over his green pool than he has murdering 175 elementary schoolgirls and teachers.

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@DuffChaplain @TimRunsHisMouth When you type something that boring stop yourself and think . .should I even hit send?

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@Dwayneyoung0808 @TimRunsHisMouth Aww, burying your head in the sand won't make your cult leader any less of a pedophile, but have it, champ.

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@Dwayneyoung0808 @TimRunsHisMouth Wait a minute - you are going to give Lumpy the benefit of the doubt despite admitting he only held teen pageants so he could walk around backstage and see the girls naked? Throw in the rides on the Lolita Express and you really are not good at math.

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@heidimontag Yeah, a lot of people throw around the word "hero" when talking about soldiers, police officers, and firemen, but when i think of true heroes, I think of this d-bag from reality TV

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@priyaee When lumpy stays awake for the whole event, you know it is super duper cool!

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@FoxNews But now we need a new Epstein slash Trump files distraction. At least only one elementary school got bombed in this distraction.

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@dbongino And Lumpy almost stayed awake for the whole event!

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@GuntherEagleman Yes! The American people will soon have the new ballroom we all clamored for! MAGA!

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@seanhannity I wondered why Amazon was out of softballs today . .

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@GuntherEagleman At least you have NASCAR to hold you over until then. And maybe some Dukes of Hazzard reruns.

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@BillBored99 @ksorbs No, the one that was BFF's with Epstein.

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@BillyCookn @stoolpresidente why would you have an issue with a pedophile being called a pedophile?

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@stoolpresidente durogery?

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@GuntherEagleman Not sure gender shaming is the right play for someone who supports a president with a rack so big and bouncy he will soon be ordered to tee off from the ladies tees.

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@MacroMind2025 @GuntherEagleman Hear Trump pronounce Tesla lately?

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@catturd2 He may be a pedophile, but he is our pedophile. MAGA, baby!

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@LILLGIO @TheLeoTerrell Except on camera at meetings at least 5 times a week.