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north dakota denier / (he/him)

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Call of duty. Black ops. Is getting played now. I love my x box

[inmytinypants (tybg) @INMYTINYPANTS]

Arguably the greatest lyric in the history of music

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

just found out about philosophy . had no idea people were thinking about this sorta stuff. though it was just me

[billy @billyjoebaldwin]

At the beach I say man I love the smell of beach and my 11 y/o niece goes “me too it smells like a candle”

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

They say China’s engineers are clever, but I only see them do easy stuff like build trains faster than God. Its US engineers tackling the tough questions like “can we make AI more racist?” or “what if instead of giving homeless people homes we gave them a kind of outdoor closet?”

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Life always looks so beautifully simple in commercials for beer, or commercials for antidepressants. However, commercials for Final Destination present a more nuanced take.

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

I think I’m from O block if I am remembering correctly

[entrapranure @entrapranure]

Therapy is for chumps

[moike @lilmoike]

Ive been moving a little differently since my tax return hit

[wint @dril]

Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I should buy a sandwich and then.. who knows, we’ll cross that bridge when we get there

[fyeclips @fyeclip3]

legend has it he hit a tre flip in the butters

[Ema @SmasherIsEma]

Pirate morning routine

[𝙍𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙩 @Vectorize_]

America one month without DEI:

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“do the eagles have a plan to stop patrick mahomes?”

do the chiefs have a plan to stop the power of love? the power of friendship? the power of believing that together, we can climb any mountain?

[Jyggalag, Princess of Order @_Jyggalag_]

Folks, we’ve got a situation in Cyrodiil, let me tell you. It’s a disaster. We have Daedric immigrants, they're coming here from, you know, Oblivion, and they’re just taking our jobs. I mean, they're everywhere. They’re in the Imperial City, you can't go anywhere and not see one

[moe @yungkurt]

@matagooner @TheEffinCeej @LoanNinja @BillKrackman Yeah I mean I agree the admin thing is fuckin ridiculous. But good thing this is one specific instance at one place doing VIP service.