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[lisa rinna’s bag of pills @dizzyassbxtch]

I mean who could forget??😭 #RHONY

[patrick ⭐️ @yungleen2]

do you ever just spiral in the work place

[patrick ⭐️ @yungleen2]

cole was always the hotter twin anyways

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Cole Sprouse says his brother Dylan was a bully to other kids in school:

“Dylan was a huge bully. He would beat them up. Then I became known as the twin that would come up and be like ‘I’m so sorry for my brother.’”

[patrick ⭐️ @yungleen2]

going to a private school for college fucks you up because you just expect your corporate job to give you free badge clips and tshirts

[patrick ⭐️ @yungleen2]

people can just expect other people to not be nosy when you go through a semi public breakup….just give us the tea and we will leave you alone

[patrick ⭐️ @yungleen2]

@invvallid LMFAOOOOO

[patrick ⭐️ @yungleen2]

people loveeee cancel culture but then don’t unfriend their shady friends 🤔

[patrick ⭐️ @yungleen2]

@standrdbrunette i think it’s the commitment that counts 💜

[a well drink @amtrakslut]

when i grow up i wanna become the local postmaster

[patrick ⭐️ @yungleen2]

@invvallid only go on the treadmill to watch new eps of real housewives

[patrick ⭐️ @yungleen2]

out of my 25k mins on spotify lmao

[patrick ⭐️ @yungleen2]

my spotify wrapped is about to be uncool and only have podcasts

[patrick ⭐️ @yungleen2]

everyone on trader joe’s tiktok lied to me about those advent calendars and im mad about it

[patrick ⭐️ @yungleen2]

as a reminder: i moved out of california over 6 years ago

[patrick ⭐️ @yungleen2]

who tf talked about me at my hs reuion that someone from high school is messaging me on teams

[patrick ⭐️ @yungleen2]

sus that bon appetit blatantly copied carla lalli music and rick martinez’s podcast

[patrick ⭐️ @yungleen2]

did people just waste $8 for twitter to crash??? sounds like a scam from another elitist 🤧

[patrick ⭐️ @yungleen2]

remember when all the health freaks tried to convince us brown sugar was healthier than white sugar

[simrah farrukh @simrahfarrrukh]

I been working on this for a couple of months and so excited to announce that my puzzles are now out for PRE ORDER 😊https://t.co/HtJ0cCIdci