the real slime shady

“this bitch is everywhere” impersonator

[the real slime shady @invvallid]

Found this in my drafts, not sure where the thought was going

[the real slime shady @invvallid]

“Too bad she’s a weirdo” send to be code for “I’m an antisemite” these days

[ava🩷 so in love @avasPALLADIUM]

everybody gagged clearly has not seen the vid of her singing w a whole person literally standing on her abs this is light work. too bad she’s a weirdo

[the real slime shady @invvallid]

I was showing my students a picture of my wedding dress today. And one of them goes “oh that’s what a train is? I thought you had an model train attached to the back of your dress.”

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called dr pepper

[the real slime shady @invvallid]

Drag name for a black Jewish drag queen who is into liberal politics

“Baruch Obama”

[the real slime shady @invvallid]

Sorry but not after last season no, a whole waste of my time 😭 I’ll clock in when it’s worth it

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

Me clocking back in to love island twitter for the next two months #loveisland #loveislanduk

[the real slime shady @invvallid]

No because if a meteor killed me with less than a month until my wedding i would be so mad fr

[the real slime shady @invvallid]

No bc why did a meteor crash while i was tutoring and me and my tutee just looked at each other like 👀

[the real slime shady @invvallid]

@Apple i don’t WANT ads on my maps!!!

[the real slime shady @invvallid]

@neon_heartbeat And then Nate’s eviler twin brother comes in with a gun that shoots snakes

[the real slime shady @invvallid]

Do we think this whole season is just Lexi’s writing for LA nights and not real?

[the real slime shady @invvallid]

Too many plot holes in this season of euphoria

[the real slime shady @invvallid]

@KendraMiddleton With a filthy martini

[the real slime shady @invvallid]

@filmtvscene Her food acting incited rage within me

[Matt @Mahcus_Smaht]

Beverly Hills was named after Beverly, Mass.

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

First date. Second date. Third date. Wedding venue.

[Canary Mission @canarymission]

UNMASKED! Here are the names and faces of individuals involved in the violent protest in Brooklyn targeting a synagogue, Jewish homes and harassing children. Remember them! ⤵️

Anas Shuaib
Ibtihal Malley
Mohammad Hossein
Naveh Halperin
Emily Marnell
Dai’Mar Keys
Bradley Legrid
Dariel Ali
Hadeel Hamoud
Lucien Baskin
Abdullah Akl
Adam Kemper
Julian Kroger
David Galarza Santa
Yasin El Sammak
Bilal Mulic
Sean Bogue
Fernando Bermeo

Incidents included pulling a Jewish woman’s hair and flashing a strobe light into the face of a Jewish child. Four people were arrested.

For the second time in a month, anti-Israel protests in NYC have escalated into disorder and violence, leaving Jewish residents feeling exposed and unsafe.

[the real slime shady @invvallid]

Morning after getting back from Vegas

[the real slime shady @invvallid]

@sagharborcap @rfkenmore Is it controversial that I’d like them to open a pressed

[the real slime shady @invvallid]

It’s not even 9pm in Vegas @ouraring

[the real slime shady @invvallid]

Fell down the stairs at Delialah in Vegas OOP