It's been a VERY LONG 11 weeks since I been back home n I still have to wait til I can get routed home...Now that's being dedicated to keep America rolling....And I'm a solo female flatbed driver.. LET'S ROLL
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Good morning Washington DC looks like we better turn up some tunes so sit back and enjoy the ride cuz it's going to take a minute y'all have a safe and amazing day
# Dino-Mite Mayhem: Over 1,000 Costumed Critters Conquer Guinness Record in Vernal Heatwave!
**Vernal, Utah – August 23, 2025** – In a prehistoric pandemonium that had downtown Vernal roaring back to the Jurassic era, several "dinosaurs" were reported loose last night, causing a delightful dino-dash of chaos. But fear not, fellow fossil fans—these weren't escaped T-Rexes from Dinosaur National Monument. Nope, they were humans in head-to-toe dino duds, all vying to smash a Guinness World Record!
Officials from Guinness were on hand at the Lamplighter Downtown Parking Lot (around 100 East Main, for those navigating by ancient maps), desperately trying to corral the unruly critters into formation. For over an hour, these brave souls herded the horde one by one, getting them "caged" in the official counting zone amid the blistering Uintah Basin heat. Eyewitnesses (including this reporter, who nearly melted into a puddle) got a firsthand lesson in why the real dinosaurs went extinct: trying to organize anything in nearly 100-degree weather is a surefire way to fossilize on the spot!
At one point, things got so steamy we thought we might witness the birth of a new "Fossil Valley" right there on Main Street—complete with heat-exhausted triceratops toppling like dominoes. But these modern-day dinos were tougher than a stegosaurus spine! They prevailed, and when the dust (and sweat) settled, Guinness unofficially at this time of reporting, tallied an estimated 1,000 participants—shattering the previous record of 468 and hopefully securing Vernal's spot in the history books.
Now, these triumphant tyrannosaurs are free to roam the Uintah Basin once again, shedding their scales for everyday life. Local resident Dino Dave quipped, "It was rawr-some! But next time, can we do it in the ice age?" If you're feeling the call of the Cretaceous, mark your calendars—Vernal's Dinosaurland just proved it's not extinct... it's evolving!
Stay tuned for more updates, and remember: In Vernal, every day is a good day to go extinct... or at least pretend to. 🦕