Yutopeia

They/Them

[ecco @loonapilld]

I went to McDonalds today and saw
SKY FERREIRA. She was so fucking sweet. The way she said "Order number 209 is ready" made my heart melt. I asked if I could take a picture but she said not while she was working :/

[klip @klipledge]

flock cameras ruined public masturbation

[lily @lillianemallow]

oh you have 𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞𝐬, don't you? You're mommy's 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐲 𝐫𝐮𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐚. You're such a 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐲 [ ? ] 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞

[Anne 🐗🐍🦃 @GovernorAnne]

Candace has started calling Erika Kirk “Erika Frantzve” and I’m sorry but being in love with your boy best friend and getting passed over for a dumb pretty blonde girl and then getting to accuse her of murdering him for Israel then calling her by her maiden name must feel SO good

[dove @r0pebait]

faggots hooked on productivity inducing amphetamines love calling stoners cattle like girl you are a plough ox with arrhythmia

[Katt 🇸🇩🇵🇸 @No1_Luna_hater]

Im actually gonna delete this game now

[Ahsan @ahsainzz]

married manager with kids and wife when a female intern make any mistake

[kelly @kelibacy]

we've got the Never Kill Yourself weather in new york city this week

[😆💬 @b3havi0ur]

my hot gay coworker keeps saying increasingly charged things to me and i feel like im living in this tweet every day

[MaliciousTorturer789 @kakobunny]

Things to say to someone with 𝐎𝐂𝐃

You are a 𝗽𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲.

Is the 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 locked?

They are 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴.

The 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗻 is on.

Sell me this 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝘂𝗹𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻.

Now replace “the” with “get money”

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

#WhenShitHitTheFanIsYouStillAFan

[General tea @_tea_anna]

listening to my neighbor complain about her nonverbal kid while knowing he talks to me about Batman.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Y’all ever think about how the phenomenon of morning wood means humanity has been doing a nonstop global boner wave

[gwi♡ @gwiiigwiiiiiii]

how da christian look more trans dan her

[Samantha Cartwright 🏳️‍⚧️ @sambbury]

i was with my ex for nearly a decade and every october there was an argument where i'd have to explain that we're adults and kids should get to have their own ritual and we should actually be the ones giving them candy

[adam whorelock @kiyomimilan]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[GRAVES @prefersthedead]

new york if paige wins the ritual