Can’t We All Just Get a Long Little Doggie

You learn something new every day. Unfortunately at my age you forget two other things...

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@ProfessorF @elonmusk @OzraeliAvi What they told us kept changing?
Sure, science isn’t divine doctrine. It certainly would change when a previously unknown virus starts infecting humans and then mutating.
Twitter makes folks think their unfounded opinions are as valid as those of experts. And yes experts exist.

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@elonmusk @milehighdraw @OzraeliAvi Thanks Goebbels. We’re done here. Wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.

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@milehighdraw @DillonCasey @neiltyson No one could be stupid enough to say this about someone educated at Harvard and Princeton. This anti-elite bullshit has gone too far. Where do you get your information on the topic at hand? From looking out your window and seeing it’s snowing?

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@DontInfringeMe @TomNault @neiltyson Try looking at the last century. The whole point is that the warming is rapid and caused by the use of fossil fuels.

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@MorrisBubba @TomNault @neiltyson Scientists do not write the 4th grade Weekky Reader.

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@neiltyson Ergo, reality is a disaster movie. Glad we are all on the same page then.

(Yes, the logical fallacy is part of the joke.)

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@photosbykieran @merissahansen17 “Globe” and “world” are synonymous in this context. You are making very little sense.

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@TomFitton “I don’t like mass.”

What?

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@RepAdamSchiff I liked this tweet but your head looks like a balloon.

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@offbeatorbit *yawn*

These pageants are relics of what should be a bygone era. At minimum, they should disallow makeup or cosmetic surgery.

At least that would be honest, yet still stupid.

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@Pisces_February @JimWashok @therecount @petershankman Untrue there are moderate Republicans, they do still exist and may be important in this Congress. Some are freshmen.

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@therecount That was great!

Alternative scenario:

(Hesitating slightly before handing Kevin the gavel…)

“See what happens if you hit me with this, bitch.”

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@johnrich There’s no evidence that any ballots dropped were fraudulent. There were multiple recounts done in multiple states. Without that, there is no smoking gun.

Seems “mirrored fun house” is an apt description of the inside of your own head.

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@tlmlizotte @shortmsgs @davenewworld_2 You need to work a bit more on the parody account tone. This doesn’t sound plausible.

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@KellyLMcCarty @catturd2 This is a very common misconception. Weather forecasting (meteorology) is about what the weather will be in the short term specifically and by location. Climatology predicts climate not weather. No climatologist is providing weather forecasts for specific days ten years from now.

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@HaleyLamm @davenewworld_2 @GretaThunberg Not so, I’d suggest reliable news sources. There are some that are very hard news and deliberately avoid commentary such as Reuters. The claim that he was released was misinformation based on his release from earlier questioning.

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@laurenboebert @Jim_Jordan Lol good luck with that.

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@Therealdavedfs1 @ksorbs Can you say “anecdotal” Mr. Doctorate?

I thought you could!

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@elonmusk 🥱

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@ThinkWay @AcquisitionsBro @elonmusk What’s offensive is thinking that’s the only factor. Supporting a minimum wage and child labor laws doesn’t make you a “leftist.”