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[oyin @justGeorge04]

Nothing has been funny since I turned 20

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

every time i turn around it’s time to go to work 😭 like damn, i JUST went to bed. GOT DAMNNNN. 😭

[Anmol @0xanmol]

the worst part about working in-person is that there is nowhere to laydown if ur tired

[.Jr2U🇭🇹 @HeSpeaksFrench]

This Tuesday had a lil kick to it

[. @finished004]

Winter arc day 1 summary:

Skipped gym
11 minutes studied
688 steps
3700 calories consumed
1869 reels scrolled
15hr screen time

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

kinda obsessed with codependent friendships like yes i want to hang out with you for 47 days straight

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

Nobody sits their ass down like I do. If there’s a chair, excuse me, but I’m sitting 😭

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

sept, oct, nov & dec will be so good to youuuuuuu

[Adesuwa💞💋 @faesuwa]

I wish I had Spongebob energy, that nigga is always ready to work.

[Mxim @sugeezy]

Everybody wears scrubs now. Don’t know if you’re a lash tech or a heart surgeon 🤨

[ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 @SaharahRain]

I’m such a lover girl. I think everything is supposed to feel like a fairytale.

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

i love when girls feel ugly we say “i look like a boy”

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

OMG just download the Walmart app and add your card and boom. Tap to pay. Yall bitch about this every week.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

Ephesians 3:20: “ I will give you more than you asked for, You have to trust me and be patient.”

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

call me weird but i use songs to track time. like “oh, it took me 4 songs to shower”

[David Hoffman @TrustlessState]

If USA beats you in the World Cup

That country has to call it Soccer until the next World Cup

New rule I just made up

[Cameron Magruder @ScooterMagruder]

If the Knicks can win a championship the Cowboys can win a Super Bowl

I don’t care

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[Neet @neet_sol]

to all recent college grads: it is not summer break anymore you are just unemployed now