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[zach lander @z23tweet]

I guess I'm having KFC for Christmas!

[zach lander @z23tweet]

@SoftcatLimited thanks for lunch!! Makes training that little bit easier. Especially the guy on the steel drums :) #happy #training

[zach lander @z23tweet]

Chelsea's problem is that there only striker of any current recognition is at Everton @RomeluLukaku9

[Ian McGarry @garbosj]

Wayne Rooney now has 200 goals for #MUFC in 406 games. Cristiano Ronaldo has 206 goals for #RMCF in 204 games. Wow.

[zach lander @z23tweet]

@Harry_Furze @BTSport very embarrassing these pundits running around like angry little girls! #channel5footballisbetter

[zach lander @z23tweet]

This has to be the most uninspiring game of football I have ever seen! Not one player able to create. Cahill our biggest threat POOR!!!

[zach lander @z23tweet]

@megabus broke down, now missed my interview that I have fully prepared for and was going to smash. #givemeajob #refund #interviewrearranged

[zach lander @z23tweet]

@x_humphrey ahh it's bbc! gonna have to be on demand!

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@x_humphrey has he been kicked off? He's not on :(

[zach lander @z23tweet]

@x_humphrey lol what programme?

[zach lander @z23tweet]

Mo FARAH!!!!!

[zach lander @z23tweet]

Hollie does not like fans even in 30 degree heat so wears a hat to bed. #mytshirt #coolhat #itshot

[zach lander @z23tweet]

@benpointer yh sounds good to me :) yh been amazing tell you all about it next Friday when I'm back! X

[zach lander @z23tweet]

@benpointer haha can't wait! How was malia? X

[zach lander @z23tweet]

@benpointer is Luther back on TV?

[Ian McGarry @garbosj]

#CFC bid for Rooney was £20m cash. No players were offered. #MUFC

[Danny B @Bozzy18]

Amir Khans wife is what Mikel Arteta would look like with a sex change...

[Chels HQ @Chels_HQ]

10 years today. #ThankYouRoman

[Ashley Cole @TheRealAC3]

The reason I tweeted that is because people on here talking about people's mum that passed away #fuckwhatyouthink show respect

[zach lander @z23tweet]

Another day in the library and we have another sniffer! This guy needs to invest in some Handy Andy's #runnynose #sortitout #blowit