Mike

Sit-down comedian and IRL influencer. Dentist specializing in female cavities. Jerkmate PVP Champion

[Mike @z6Laz]

Where I take all my Tinder dates 😏

[Mike @z6Laz]

I am so fucking bad at writing articles. Talking down to a potentially-uninformed audience feels like such a tedious waste of time. Why can't we just agree to write and publish articles comprised of only a few maximally-efficient sentences and call it a day?

[Mike @z6Laz]

Last week was such a good time to exit 🫡

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Two trillion has been erased from the stock market today.

[Mike @z6Laz]

Accidentally trolled the fuck out of someone on my main account thinking I was logged into this one XD

[Mike @z6Laz]

Some politicians aren't retarded, but they all sound retarded because they have to speak to a mostly-retarded public.

[Mike @z6Laz]

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[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Trump administration pushing to eliminate taxes for individuals earning less than $150,000 per year, according to U.S. Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick.

[Mike @z6Laz]

@LeadingReport 💦💦💦

[Friedrich Nietzsche Notebook @QuoteNietzsche]

We have art in order not to die from the truth.

[Mike @z6Laz]

It seems like every modern writer's primary aim is to waste their reader's time by burying their idea under a steaming pile of irrelevant history, personal tangents, and other useless drivel before making their point.

[Friedrich Nietzsche Notebook @QuoteNietzsche]

No price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.

[Matty McTech @setupspawn]

Keep this YouTube Trick a Secret

[Mike @z6Laz]

Your body is a genetic replication machine, your consciousness is geneticreplication.exe run on that machine's computer.

[Mike @z6Laz]

Everything humans do and say is an effort to gain and/or maintain advantage over other humans. This simple fact eludes nearly everyone. Morality is a cloaked push for establishing a social paradigm that advantages you over others, as are political beliefs, etc.

[Mike @z6Laz]

This is what it means to be human. We are a competitive social species biologically programmed to seek social and tangible resources greater than those acquired by other humans. Nothing exists for us outside of this.

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

The first cabinet meeting is taking place right now.

One remark from a few moments ago struck me: Trump said America is ranked very poorly in educational testing.

True, but this is misleading!

In fact, America tops the charts when split by race:

[Mike @z6Laz]

Most people are dumb af

[Mike @z6Laz]

Just finished. An excellent book that further confirms my worry about the dollar.

For the record, I think crypto is a trap introduced to acclimate the population to digital currency, and also to transfer wealth from retail to big banks. I think the dollar is fucked and metals >

[Dad Omega @DadOmega_]

@ZubyMusic The US was fine for 138 years without an income tax.
We can do it again!

[Mike @z6Laz]

@elonmusk

[Taha Alasemi | طه العاصمي @tahaalasemi]

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