zEDUcus

Crazy is a compliment

[zEDUcus @zEDUnho]

@absolutkylian Rodri

[zEDUcus @zEDUnho]

@_onlyscott Bale

[zEDUcus @zEDUnho]

@motion_lee Lolz

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

First they came for the Nigerians, and I did not speak out, because I was not Nigerian.
Then they came for the Zimbabweans, and I did not speak out, because I was not Zimbabwean.
Then they came for the Ghanaians, and I did not speak out, because I was not Ghanaian.

Then they came for me, a true South African and there was no one left to speak for me.

[Sera™ @SeraEnergy2k]

🚨 RECORD BREAKERS 🚨

The truth they don’t want to talk about 👇🏻

🛑 First team in PL history to complete a season with ZERO penalties conceded and ZERO red cards.

🧠 Mikel Arteta became the first manager to deny Pep Guardiola the league title in back-to-back seasons.

🎯 Broke the PL record for most goals from corners in a season (19), surpassing the previous record of 16.

⚪️ Eberechi Eze scored the first-ever PL hat-trick in a North London Derby as Arsenal won 4-1.

🧱 Won 8 consecutive league games while keeping 8 straight clean sheets — a feat not seen in English top-flight football since 1920.

⏱️ Spent 200 consecutive days at the top of the table.

🚀 Substitutes delivered 23 combined goals and assists.

🧼 Surpassed 500 Premier League clean sheets.

History. Records. Standards. Arsenal Football Club! 🔥

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My Neighbour was looking for her daughter for 3weeks now ,she is 18yrs

He got information that the girl is staying with her boyfriend
My neighbour went there this morning with anger he flogged the girl with belt and brought her home ,

Her boyfriend got angry and call pølice for our neighbour they took him to police station ooo

We thought it was a joke, after all the interrogations in the police station we contributed møney and bell our neighbour out 😭, But his daughter insisted that her father will sign undertaking hmmm I was shocked,
She said her father should sign undertaking that he will never lay his hands on her again weather she returned home or not,
She also said that her father should sign that he will allow the boy to marry her that moment I wiped because the boy in question is a very dangerous guy in the Area everyone knows him,

Police people also insist that our neighbour will sign or they will put him back to the cell. Our neighbour signed everything but her daughter refused to go home with us she said her boyfriend will bring her home when she gets herself.

We begged this girl to go home with us she said she will come back home when her boyfriend decides I was shocked 😭😭 copied

Please I want to ask does it mean that we can not beat our children again even when they are wrong?

What is this generation turning into Biko 😭😭
©Mercy Chidebele

[Ødegaard @Olanrew79445533]

@ArsenalChizzy_ Patrice Evra is actually one of the senseless footballer ever existed. So much of our success came from set pieces? And you guys are pushing Bruno for PFA who has 20 EPL assists and 12 of them came from corner? You're mad bro

[Rev. Emeke. 🪐 @ichieEmy]

Can never forget that year 😂. These bastards locked me up inside a cell for driving my friend’s car 😂😂😂 a car with complete papers. Even when he came to claim the car, we still had to bail both the car and myself. I came out of the cell and saw these bastards wrote “cultist” and “found with dangerous weapons” on my profile. It’s funny now sha but it wasn’t funny then. I still have a forever grudge with the NPF. Even if they get reformed I still don’t trust them. That station in Sagamu.. you had to be there before End Sars

[SK~DaMiLaRe @teflondray]

@BolanleCole My uncle once said, when you hear the word pro bono" just run, because it means WAR 🤔

[The BigGt of Defi @BigGTofDEFI]

@KerenKBitto @justanodaboy Finally person when dey talk truth😂. Girls are still pretending that men are the only ones who like sex. If not for my own personal experiences, I almost bought into the lie. Anytime a girl starts telling me how horny she is and she misses the way I fuck, it still stuns me a lil

[Victor Ogbaegbe 🇨🇦💐 @naughty_libra07]

BANDITS ARE IN THE WEST!

BANDITS ARE IN THE WEST!!

BANDITS ARE IN THE WEST!!!

A GUO driver was shot dead while trying to maneuver his way away from them and all 16 passengers were taken.

Not long ago along the Ibadan-Ijebu road people were taken, while some lost their lives.

Yet no news house has aired the news!! Why is no one saying anything? People are living their lives like nothing is happening.

Traveling now is one of the riskiest things ever to do

[Offline CJ @OfflineCjay]

@iOccupyNigeria @Iyoaiye_ @balamiisaac The post was even about “NEW JET” presidency has a jet already but Tinubu went ahead to splash $100m plus on a new jet

[zEDUcus @zEDUnho]

@FAAN_Official How much for overnight parking at the international terminal?

[Vivian Umukoro @vian337]

@Omojuwa You dey craze, you didn’t overcome when you called Goodluck Jonathan a dog. You dey m@d

[Tinubu will set Nig on fire 🔥🔥 @Kevintwolives]

@Omojuwa Defending Tinubu can be extremely difficult

[MaryGeorgeU @MARYDiamond54]

@Omojuwa actually Omojuwa is the most stupid person, always throwing around insults so that people will say he can insult, say what you want, APC has not made Nigerians happy, people are hungry and passing through alot, yes Nigerian government has to do more to help it's citizens

[zEDUcus @zEDUnho]

Na so craze dey take start and dem go blame am on zodiac signs 🙄 😒

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloriss]

I don't agree that courtesy demands, however, there's nothing wrong with paying the bills of someone you just met at a restaurant or supermarket.

It's cute and a quick way of saying you like taking care of the people in your life.

Don't do it if you can't afford it.
Don't do it if you would develope entitlement to her time and body.
Don't do it if you don't genuinely want to woo her.

[zEDUcus @zEDUnho]

@victorchrisO @FinPlanKaluAja1 Who said they don't import fuel anymore?lol

[zEDUcus @zEDUnho]

I bought for #30 😭😭

[Ara🤍 @Araoluwanimi01]

If you bought this burger for #50, just retweet😭

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Let it be on record that the NASS

Removed a clause that affirmed forgery as a ground to challenge election results!

Inference:

This means that you can submit a forged document to INEC and you will get away with forgery!