maynard

that’s fair

[maynard @zMayhemIV]

@killdozer_tv dozer one time I was watching your stream like two years ago and I heard you say “guys the ocean isn’t that big” so are we really calling out geographical knowledge here

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[maynard @zMayhemIV]

@RamBoutIt All five times it happened to me I called Microsoft, they sent me a box to put it in, I sent it to them, and they’d repair it and send it back to me for free

[maynard @zMayhemIV]

@superfkr ur rich bro it means ur supposed to give me thousands of dollars bro please, I just need gas to get home all I need is ur skeleton fade and I can get gas home

[maynard @zMayhemIV]

@superfkr One of the true GOAT’s of CS, turbine

[Superfkr @superfkr]

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5/10/2026

[maynard @zMayhemIV]

@JakeSucky It’s not the point of the video but the point he makes about everybody wanting to be nonchalant now is so true I hate that nobody gives a fuck about anything

[FiRE2k @fire2k]

white people loooove epidemic inspect servers

[maynard @zMayhemIV]

@fl0m @SteelSeries I know I should have a way better answer but the Austin Major was my first time ever watching live CS and it was so hype that I’ll never forget it, the whole major was my favorite esports moment

[maynard @zMayhemIV]

@superfkr we miss u turbine

[maynard @zMayhemIV]

@Mortdog I bet it’s either The Ruined King or the savings account one where you make gold after making a certain amount of interest

[maynard @zMayhemIV]

@coopertv that’s my favorite map don’t take it from me

[maynard @zMayhemIV]

if you genuinely don’t see the glaring difference between the two… idk man

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

💯 SO TRUE! The double standard is real.

[maynard @zMayhemIV]

@pimpwinneche gotta go with s1mple, was super stoked to watch him at the major this summer