zahra

i’m funnier irl i promise

[zahra @z_ahradee]

‘23 in outfits 🧕🏼
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[zahra @z_ahradee]

can confirm three years later as a married woman that it’s still the most overstimulating confusing thing

[zahra @z_ahradee]

if there’s one thing that makes me realise how unprepared for life i am, it’s going to the grocery store with a list from my mum

[zahra @z_ahradee]

what happens once you max out all of the weights and machines at the gym. then what?

[zahra @z_ahradee]

hello Twitter

[Eman Mumtaz Afridi @emanmumtaz42]

Astaghfirullah for when I've felt superior to others. Astaghfirullah for when I struggle to forgive someone for the wrongs they've done to me. Astaghfirullah for the sins I've committed, both those I remember and those I've forgotten to seek repentance for.

[Maira @maira4yo]

One day I'll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter and my husband will say "she got that from you" and I can't wait

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

this year, i had a thousand chances to waste money & i took them all.

[chase @_chase_____]

i was sooo locked in today. didn’t get anything done. but i was like super aware of it

[Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt]

real

[drew @drewrhyde]

“Stop bouncing your leg” girl, it’s either this or I start screaming

[Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE]

In the greater scheme of things, aren't we all just trying to go back to bed

[zahra @z_ahradee]

best thing about 2024 was Nara Smith fr

[mau @rllydu]

you wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Shut the fuck up you bunch of whiney bitches. You can’t bomb embassies, assassinate foreign leaders, commit genocide and then cry for sympathy. The world will celebrate your demise.

[Dr. Omar Suleiman @omarsuleiman]

If you burn candles for all the Palestinians killed by your weapons, you might set your house on fire.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

You know what else died in Gaza and Beirut? The myth of western humanity.

I never want to hear any western leader ever talk about human rights.

[Adémọ́lá. @OgbeniDemola]

Those who colonized the whole world are trying to convince us that resistance to colonialism is terrorism.

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

Tomorrow is about to be the most insufferable day in the history of politics

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

sitting down with a cold drink sorting these back into their own little squares could fix me actually