it's like sarah but with a Z

here for a long time not a good time

[it's like sarah but with a Z @z_mac]

Broke up with a man who ruined my self esteem so I’ve been getting really into buttercream frosting art (matcha cupcakes for my bffs birthday)

[A ৻ꪆ @doemisu]

I got in an argument in her comments because she made a video about how unhappy she was with all of her material privilege so I said she should probably try volunteering and maybe giving up some material and everyone said I was being ableist and didn’t understand depression

[just matt @questionableway]

the man lost his fastball years ago but once in a while he throws a curve that just drops you to your knees

[ń . @____damned]

i have to treat my body better, not to attract a lover or an audience, but because my body is a conduit for the entire life experience. this body is a container for all possible consciousness. it is my job to live a life that this enhanced vessel can sustain with ease and joy .

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

In less than 18 months, MAGA has managed to bring back measles. They defunded the Ebola monitoring program that likely resulted in an what is an emergent pandemic. Now, they’ve allowed the food supply to be contaminated by a deadly parasite not seen in the U.S. since 1966.

[kenjataimu jones 🌹 @originaldaveyj]

How did they make that one Sleigh Bells album so loud

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

might be my greatest tweet ever

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the sun looked so beautiful setting over mamdanistan tonight

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

who keeps styling her like a middle aged divorced mother of 4?!😭

[✩⋆.ೃ࿔°𝄞 سماء °｡✫彡♪𓇢𓆸 ｡･:*:･ﾟ @skyicidal]

they’ll put a data center in ur ass if u not paying attention

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

So the screw worm situation in Texas sounds bad, but then if the lone star tick spreads then beef supply and demand might end up evened out

[🥀 Angeline 🔆 @Exjacey]

I miss red note the interactions between American and Chinese people was so funny. we’d be like “hey so is social credit real in China” then get shot in the fucking head with a “haha no. Is it true you throw homeless people in jail?”

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

This absolutely insane Christmas ornament I saw today

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

was it by “drinking raw milk”

[trinity santos’ lawyer @garsantoshimi]

the concept of him thinking he’s on the same level as a 3rd year med student because he can pronounce some tricky, tricky words.

[Rob | My Fault! @uglynewyork]

I’m telling you, that lights gonna turn off on LIVE TV.

[Tatiana Walk-Morris @Tati_WM]

For the love of God, bring back fact-checkers. Bring back copy editors. Bring back public editors. Bring back standards. Everybody tighten TF up.

[fish marriage @corviiid]

the panic when i accidentally hit the dumbfuck gr*k button is the closest ive come to re-experiencing the panic of accidentally hitting the internet button on my phone in my teens and had to back out before it cost me millions. in the present example the currency is my integrity

[via 🏒 @pigtailcatheter]

i would pay real life money to see nw take the MCAT