zayne zooney

dwa piwa trzy gole lewo prawo dobranoc

[zayne zooney @zaacg_]

@TfL where is the w15 bus you jokers

[zayne zooney @zaacg_]

@virginmedia dm me i need help with my account and the online chat and phone people are useless

[Yung Lean Brasil @yungleanbrasil]

Actually, this is what a Swedish genius looks like

[Orel Beilinson @BeilinsonOrel]

Never have I received more respect for being an academic, let alone a historian, than from the döner seller in Berlin today. He did insist on choosing the meat and toppings for me – "you are a doctor of academics, but I am a doctor of döner" – but I felt as if it were 1880 again.

[zayne zooney @zaacg_]

@beelay_ my brother in christ its a monday

[zayne zooney @zaacg_]

i am unable to relinquish this drinking vessel from my grasp

[zayne zooney @zaacg_]

this is the memorial for a now deleted tweet offering to triple the bounty of a hit on a certain unnamed fictional irish airline magnate

the aforementioned tweet was deleted in fear of repercussions from the british government

[zayne zooney @zaacg_]

@beelay_ would love the see the overlap of them with people who do nozzys at the club (excluding the 2nd group of them who have an average age of 12)

[zayne zooney @zaacg_]

hit the home bargains vape now ive ended up in greenwich

[zayne zooney @zaacg_]

@TfL what do you mean my oyster card is stopped???

[zayne zooney @zaacg_]

anyone seen chuggsy got a pill that needs tossed about

[Daily Turkic @DailyTurkic]

In Türkiye, a man gave up his suicide attempt after being offered a döner kebab.

[zayne zooney @zaacg_]

@TLRailUK why am i being taken to direct to streatham on the delayed 09:57 from st pancras without stopping after elephant and castle and without any announcement from the driver? ridiculous

[zayne zooney @zaacg_]

father forgive me i am addicted to festive bakes

[zayne zooney @zaacg_]

anyone else sipping on a crisp nelson in the windmill right now

[zayne zooney @zaacg_]

only certain man know what im talking about when it comes to securing my boy

[Metro @MetroUK]

Explicit texts Jermaine Jenas sent during Qatar World Cup revealed: ‘Do you want my boy?’ https://t.co/gtpKUYg20N

[zayne zooney @zaacg_]

@Jabloney69 ive just called the police on the premier league

[zayne zooney @zaacg_]

do we think gucci mane knew what he was doing when he titled his 2015 album the gooch

[zayne zooney @zaacg_]

notably they were almost exclusively caramel lattes which says it all

[zayne zooney @zaacg_]

astounded by the sheer number of dossers wasting my time in the establishment known as greggs ordering just a coffee this morning