Shaikh_speare007

[Shaikh_speare007 @zaalima_007]

@imnot_nav @thenidhii 🤣🤣broo !

[Shaikh_speare007 @zaalima_007]

This ramadan,May the angel on our right keep writing & writing & writing.....

[NASA @NASA]

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[Shaikh_speare007 @zaalima_007]

Imagine you get kidnapped with a stuffy nose and they tape your mouth.

[Shaikh_speare007 @zaalima_007]

Bachpan Se Essay Mein Likha Or Padha Hai Ki Diwali Pe Bomb Fodte Hai Or Tum Saaley Syllabus Hi Change Karne Ko Kehre Ho.

[Shaikh_speare007 @zaalima_007]

I dont have a nervous system ... I am the nervous system.

[Shaikh_speare007 @zaalima_007]

Why do Chubby girls like me need to get married? Just remove "C" and boom we got our husband.

[Shaikh_speare007 @zaalima_007]

@Apple Abki lagta hai kidney se kaam ni chalega..heart bechna padega

[Shaikh_speare007 @zaalima_007]

why choose love marriage when your parents can hook you up with someone way out of your league.

[Shaikh_speare007 @zaalima_007]

Normalise gifting Netflix subscription on birthdays

[Shaikh_speare007 @zaalima_007]

Zomato's notifications are more flirty than most of the people nowadays.

(Feeling lonely? Need someone to make you feel better? Order biryani from you're nearest store).

[Shaikh_speare007 @zaalima_007]

The only GOAT who's safe right now 🤣

[Shaikh_speare007 @zaalima_007]

The crime they did was evil , but what should more concern us is that they are proud of doing so!
As a Muslim wish them to be hanged to death asap. forget biology math or commerce such people first need to study basic humanities & moral science!

[Shaikh_speare007 @zaalima_007]

in-laws expecting the girl to fix their son like she's bhabi the builder.

[Shaikh_speare007 @zaalima_007]

Dis is ridiculous d 1 who should be arrested has been given security & the onces who were fighting for dere are behind the bars,dis is an example of failed India in every which ways possible. Now it's the time we should change the stigma from "hamara bharat" to "Hara hua bharat".

[Shaikh_speare007 @zaalima_007]

My parents raised me right, i did wrong on my own. 🙂

[Shaikh_speare007 @zaalima_007]

Taajub hai abhi tak pimples nahi aaye.

[Shaikh_speare007 @zaalima_007]

Teacher: Name the festival of hope.

Me: Ummm...Eid?

[Shaikh_speare007 @zaalima_007]

Lemons are expensive so that life can't give you lemons.

[Shaikh_speare007 @zaalima_007]

Whoever said Muslim women are oppressed need to come to my house and watch my mom when she gets mad !