🌐📌 ZAARG

dubstep producer | @sys32club

[jake @adawaymusic]

system 32 is the future

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Text from mom: My cousin died last night. Her house caught fire. Maybe arson. She was 87. You met her once in 1997.

Me: I’m so sorry to hear that. Let me know if you wanna call

Mom: 👍 How do I watch Netflix on ipad

[chris @justin_womble]

I asked my server at chilis for an itemized receipt and my bill dropped 30%

[🌐📌 ZAARG @zaarg_]

Just ordered something on the internet. I can get it delivered in 25 minutes for free by an elderly woman with no limbs (her arms just got bit off by unleashed dogs and her health insurance denied her claims), or I could pay $700 to let someone with health insurance deliver it in 3 days

[SignalCreep @sucking89]

“goodbye cruel world” i say as i press the button that makes everyone nice

[chad @chasedbywasps]

saying "nice car" to a guy just walking around

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[putrds @suusct]

niggas with autism love sharing they screen

[SIMMS @777simms]

shoutout all the djs that are still prioritising deep cuts over remix slop

[Alex @midsmoker34]

[Stomach already hurting bad as fuck from the clam chowder I had 20 minutes ago] I’ll have the salted butterscotch cappuccino iced please

[jake @wormpuller]

And if you ain’t a toy get up out my playhouse

[🌐📌 ZAARG @zaarg_]

Discord down… the entire riddim community just got kneecapped

[trin @glooomiii]

no babe i love how 30 you are

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

ChatGPT has to be AI

[🌐📌 ZAARG @zaarg_]

Saw someone comment “good mixture” on a reel of a double, and that is now permanently being added to my lexicon

[fishious @fishquichee]

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

[🌐📌 ZAARG @zaarg_]

When I can’t sleep I make myself lullaby UKG edits

[𝖙𝖔 𝖉𝖎𝖊 𝖋𝖔𝖗 @2DY4MUSIC]

heres to the chuds that we got

[𝖙𝖔 𝖉𝖎𝖊 𝖋𝖔𝖗 @2DY4MUSIC]

im on that play fetch and chase a ball